Old sayings

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There are a lot of old sayings that prove to be helpful - especially relating to knives. My dad often told me to "keep your blade dry and ALWAYS treat your wife like your girlfriend". Good advice, for me anyway. Have anything like that?
 
one knife a day keeps the doctor away
the earlier bird is the one who gets the knife

now seriously, I have one for you. For real.
Every culture has his great epic poem. The Cid Campeador, for Spain. Beowulf, for anglosaxons. The Illiad, for the greeks, the Eneid, for then roman, and later on, for Italians, The Divine Comedy.

We argentinians have El Martin Fierro, wich translated would mean The Martin Iron Adventures.
Martin Iron being the name of a famous (and fictional) gaucho. Iron is a poor translation. Fierro is deformation of hierro, wich means Iron. We use the word fierro in our slang to signify iron bars, knifes, and guns.
It's a very long poem. In one of it parts, you can read advises given to Martin Fierro by an old wiseman, but also a burglar and a hobo, who gives him survival advises.
One of them is about knifes, and is part of our culture view on knifes

Las armas son necesarias
pero naides sabe cuando
ansina si andas paseando
y de noche sobre todo
debes llevarlo de modo
que al salir, salga cortando.

Translation
weapons are necessary
although no one now when
so, if you are walking enjoying the view
and even more if it's by night time
you must carry it in way
that when it comes out, it comes out cutting.

The knife is not mentioned, but implied. And the knife is THE weapon for the gaucho. It must be carried concealed, ready for a fast an agressive deployment.

Argentineans of great cities don' t carry knives. But in rural enviroments, and among the "low working class" to use a somewhat questionable tag, they carry knives, and even machetes. Recently several workers from a carpentry got together to watch a soccer match. They came with open carried machetes IWB.
 
Mick Dundee "That's not a knife, That's a knife" (usually misquoted as saying "That's not a knife, This is a knife"
 
Take a GOOD look at her mom. Cause she may look like that in 20-40 yrs.

If you cut yourself with a sharp knife, it will heal cleaner with less scar.

Better to have it & not need it---than to---need it & not have it.
 
Non-knife related... My father was about the most serious man you would ever meet, but he came up with some doozies I will never forget....

The only "sex" talk my father ever gave me when I was a teenager... "Son, don't dive in without a wetsuit."

While golfing with him.... "Remember, don't lick your balls." He was referring to licking your golf ball to get a smudge off and was cautioning because of the herbicides and pesticides. I laughed for a good 10 minutes after he said it, and I think I even saw him crack a smile.
 
Someone once told me that religion is like a knife:
You can stab someone with it, or you can slice bread with it.

Doug
 
my grandpa said to me as a child:
never whittle towards yourself and never piss into the wind.

leif
 
DAD: "Careful, that's sharp"
ME (age 8, running my dad's brass letter opener through my hand) "...bleeding...."
DAD: "Told ya'" (continues to read newspaper)
 
My Grandfather to me: "Always work harder than the guy next to you."
 
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