Old sayings

[Dodge]

Things can be Good, fast,or, cheap but you can only pick two.

 

[Sonnydaze]

My dad often told me to " ALWAYS treat your wife like your girlfriend ".

Just don't let your wife ever meet her...

I was looking at the EDC thread and thought: "Don't look at pictures of knives you can't afford to buy."

I would have saved a lot of money, and would have no knives...

My dad always told me..."Son, you always learn the hard way, but you remember it longer that way."

 

[MNofUSN]

"A sharp knife is a Happy knife"
"Oh, WOW! that's a nice gusher...... so, how ya goin to patch it this time dumb***??" - Grandfather
"knives are like women: it they are dull your screwed, if they are sharp your goin to get hurt"
"don't touch that its sharp........ you didn't believe me huh?"- Grandfather, me age 5
my own personal
Always have the duck-tape and Gauze in arms reach