One becker

[thatotherguy]

BK2. A better chopper imo than the 10 or 11 (my only other Beckers... for now). And I'd need maximum chopitude because the first thing I'd do is chop off a big tree branch, cut it into a cricket bat, and then go all Shawn of the Dead on those zeds.

So true. I'm looking foreward to the day when I see a guy whacking off zombie heads with a cricket bat and be able to say hi to you.
C'mon moose, guyon, bladite, and mr. becker, we're curious what you would choose! At least I am. Keep it coming, this is a great thread...

 

[GingivitisKahn]

BK9 cause it's tactical!

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Beckerhead #42

 

[thatotherguy]

BK9 cause it's tactical!

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Beckerhead #42

LOL tactical red light... C'mere zombies, come to the light... OF DOOM!

 

[Guyon]

Patrol machete in one hand for reach. Brute in the other for just pure badassness.

Or just tradewater's BK-9. Take your pick.

 

[whereismyclock]

Jam the door with my BK7.

"Nobody's home!"

 

[Idaho Guy]

Comes from a video game where the programmer mistook owned for pwned. It became a meme.

Got it..thanks

 

[thatotherguy]

Thanks for posting, everyone! This is hilarious!

 

[Tyler_C]

my 9 its the biggest becker i got

 

[Bladite]

well, two patrol machetes,

two machaxes when the patrol machetes rust out from the toxic zombie gore

a falcata, but that's after i decide i have to fight the BOSS, and i have time to wipe the machaxes down

for sure tenacity, a Stanley Fubar three

and when it really comes down to fighting the fast stuff, a ginunting...

but if you're going hand to hand? you're doing it wrong.

first, you take out all the big stuff with claymores. remotes. that's the way to go.

then you mop up the stupid stuff with a giant pit of doom, some bait, and what amounts to a large mulcher at the bottom of the pit. feed into fast moving sewer for fast removal.

then wake me up

give me a tall building, and 20000 rounds of .22LR :> most zombies are going down

.22LR is cheap too. reliable. not very loud, esp suppressed. eventually, those zombies are all gone, without a drop of gore on my knives

nope. no hand to hand for me.

hand me a martini :>

 

[NixKustoms]

The BK9 lashed to a long staff, 'cause I'm a ninja like that

 

[Tyler_C]

after all the rounds and explosives are gone and for some reason you need to relocate, say out of food etc etc, i would say full body chainmail and a NONbarbed trident (full steel of course) yes you will be slow but very effective. this is of course classic george a. romero zombies NOT 28 days later zombies if you are up against 28 days later type...... your done man

 

[Balldboy]

Camp Magnum hands down.

 

[Translash]

only got the 2 and the 9..probably would bring the 9. Id try to bring both though, I mean what harm is 1 extra?

 

[Woods_Walker]

bk 5

 

[FAL'ER]

Patrol machete.

 

[TwinStick]

patrol machete.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that !!!

 

[thatotherguy]

well, two patrol machetes,

two machaxes when the patrol machetes rust out from the toxic zombie gore

a falcata, but that's after i decide i have to fight the BOSS, and i have time to wipe the machaxes down

for sure tenacity, a Stanley Fubar three

and when it really comes down to fighting the fast stuff, a ginunting...

but if you're going hand to hand? you're doing it wrong.

first, you take out all the big stuff with claymores. remotes. that's the way to go.

then you mop up the stupid stuff with a giant pit of doom, some bait, and what amounts to a large mulcher at the bottom of the pit. feed into fast moving sewer for fast removal.

then wake me up

give me a tall building, and 20000 rounds of .22LR :> most zombies are going down

.22LR is cheap too. reliable. not very loud, esp suppressed. eventually, those zombies are all gone, without a drop of gore on my knives

nope. no hand to hand for me.

hand me a martini :>

I was laughing at that for about 10 minutes, and then something popped, now I can't laugh
But seriously, the philosophies on here are great... Who am I kidding, I'm here for the laughs.

 

[ocnLogan]

give me a tall building, and 20000 rounds of .22LR :> most zombies are going down

.22LR is cheap too. reliable. not very loud, esp suppressed. eventually, those zombies are all gone, without a drop of gore on my knives

nope. no hand to hand for me.

hand me a martini :>

Nice, I'll agree with that.

Heres the plan.

You rain down destruction from above, and single handedly take out the entire infestation.

Me... I'll sit on the trapdoor that is the only entrance to the top of the building, reload, provide witty comments to keep your spirits up, and keep you up to date on BF and our fellow BH's since you'll be too busy for that.

And Tyler_C. We'll be awaiting your arrival with fresh food and ammo. Remember the secret knock, or I might not let you in.

Plus, after you get here, you can sit on the trapdoor, since you'll be in full chainmail .

No really though, I think distance is important here. The farther away I am from the zombies the better. I'll take a staff with a BK9 attached to the end. And chainmail. And a BK5 as my backup. However, I have neither of these, so I'd go with my only becker (BK2) and my ZK War Sword.

 

[northingeasting]

My BK9...strapped to my 12 gauge.

What he said.

 

[Moosez45]

For me, when I think if having to hack at undead flesh with a blade, it makes me think, "What happened to all my ammo?" If I only had one BKT knife to choose to tackle an ammo shortage, it would be the RBK.

But, I do wanna say this, given my druthers on any blade I own for zombies, it would be my Cheness Tenchi Katana.

My prebuilt zombie loadout btw .

Moose