One knife to survive a wood chipper.

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If you had to choose a knife that would survive going through a wood chipper, what would it be? This was just a theoretical question that popped in my head while watching a movie on TV. My vote would be on a very small Case peanut, as it would probably fit through the gap in the blades.
 
Well.... don't know? But I would choose a Timex for chipper duty and might stay in a Holiday Inn Express....

I suspect a Case Peanut would get banged up, but would survive the trip.
 
Randanator said:
If you had to choose a knife that would survive going through a wood chipper, what would it be? This was just a theoretical question that popped in my head while watching a movie on TV. My vote would be on a very small Case peanut, as it would probably fit through the gap in the blades.
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Silly rabbit, no knife would survive a wood chipper.
 
DEATH OF A WOODCHIPPER: The Movie

Rain splashes off pavement. Lightning flashes. The madman unleashes his ultimate weapon, a stationary wood chipper parked on the road in our hero's path.

Faced with the deadly wood chipper our hero is unafraid for he has been blessed with courage, fortitude, and most importantly an indestructible Busse knife.

He throws his INFI blade (eleventeen rotations, slow-mo with bright gleaming highlight flashes) into the chipper's gnashing maw, causing the chipper to implode, then regular plode, then explode in a fiery (Michael Bay-style) explosion that destroys everything in a 10m radius . . . except the hero and his Busse knife, which is left miraculously stuck deep into the pavement where the chipper had been parked, like Excalibur in the stone. (close up on amazing weapon of mass destruction blessed by the magic of INFI, it shivers with power, ringing with the sound of truth, freedom and metallic perfection)

The clouds part and a beam of golden sunlight shines on only the mystical INFI vorpal blade of infinite INFItude. (angels sing a heavenly song)

Our hero plucks his indestructible blade from the ruined pavement with casual ease and returns it to its sheath, then walks into the now-setting sun without looking back. (slow back-out and away pan)

Roll credits. THE END.

Script credit: every Busse cultist everywhere (who not only buy the snake oil, but who also drink it and went a little whackadoodle as a result)
 
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Tried to catch the knife

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Really big blade made in S7, I’m hoping to damage the wood chipper if at all possible if it’s going to destroy my knife. Still not sure if that’s enough, I may have to do side by side testing with the Infi guys. Anyone care to donate wood chippers and knives for the sake of science?
 
SAK classic alox or Busse Combat ASH1 the classic might slip through. The ASH might just jam it up enough to kill the motor.
 
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