One knife to survive a wood chipper.

I would go with a quarter inch thick slab of 1095 thrown in horizontal. I have lunch on the chipper shredder burning out.
 
dsalazar said:
I would go with a quarter inch thick slab of 1095 thrown in horizontal. I have lunch on the chipper shredder burning out.
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You think the momentum of an heavy flywheel could be sopped by that ? well if the slab is as large as the chipper and 3 feet long ... yeah

but it`s not a knife anymore
 
It would depend what kind of chipper shredder where talking here. There are different horsepower.
SteelJunkee said:
You think the momentum of an heavy flywheel could be sopped by that ? well if the slab is as large as the chipper and 3 feet long ... yeah

but it`s not a knife anymore
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dsalazar said:
Il bring the knife you bring the chipper.
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As long as your knife worth as much as the chipper :D

But... a small piece of hard steel against a thick piece of soft steel running at 540 mph as no chance whatever the damage it does, it does not survive.
 
You dont sound to confident. Also I believe knives are hardened aswell as the chipper blades. We meet in the middle. Well rent a chipper and put half the money for a knife. It would be a good video to put up.
 
A chipper that can eat a 12 inch 20 foot long ash tree in a couple seconds can eat any knife in a blink.

And I saw them right in my backyard.... they drink oaks like milk....

OK Power is an issue here but.... Would you try it for real ?????... Leave that to mayor Fuglycool.....
 
Ahh a tree chipper. Why didn't you say so. I've seen big foot breakin down 30 foot pines and throwing them in . Hahaha. A commercial one will take on many knives. This is tuff. I'm sure it will damage the knife. It's just after that that has me thinking it will lodge in the flywheel or gear. If it doesn't break then a shear pin some where will.
 
Now I need to go find some one using a chipper. Then while they're not looking I throw a bunch of knife blanks that have been hardened.
 
I can see it now. Person turns away to pick up another branch. I throw in some shrade 1095 because I couldn't bare to see anything else go in. It goes in and gets stuck. Dam just my luck.
It starts smoking from the engine as the guy turns around. I say did you see that it's raining knives.
 
evilgreg said:
DEATH OF A WOODCHIPPER: The Movie

Rain splashes off pavement. Lightning flashes. The madman unleashes his ultimate weapon, a stationary wood chipper parked on the road in our hero's path.

Faced with the deadly wood chipper our hero is unafraid for he has been blessed with courage, fortitude, and most importantly an indestructible Busse knife.

He throws his INFI blade (eleventeen rotations, slow-mo with bright gleaming highlight flashes) into the chipper's gnashing maw, causing the chipper to implode, then regular plode, then explode in a fiery (Michael Bay-style) explosion that destroys everything in a 10m radius . . . except the hero and his Busse knife, which is left miraculously stuck deep into the pavement where the chipper had been parked, like Excalibur in the stone. (close up on amazing weapon of mass destruction blessed by the magic of INFI, it shivers with power, ringing with the sound of truth, freedom and metallic perfection)

The clouds part and a beam of golden sunlight shines on only the mystical INFI vorpal blade of infinite INFItude. (angels sing a heavenly song)

Our hero plucks his indestructible blade from the ruined pavement with casual ease and returns it to its sheath, then walks into the now-setting sun without looking back. (slow back-out and away pan)

Roll credits. THE END.

Script credit: every Busse cultist everywhere (who not only buy the snake oil, but who also drink it and went a little whackadoodle as a result)
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Wtf just happened, good read
 
evilgreg said:
DEATH OF A WOODCHIPPER: The Movie
our hero is unafraid for he has been blessed with courage, fortitude, and most importantly an indestructible Busse knife. the magic of INFI, it shivers with power, ringing with the sound of truth, freedom and metallic perfection)
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Well, sir, I have four Busses and nary a one of them ever did ring with anything. Maybe I got some fakes..
 
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