One-Liners

[ddean]

http://home.arkansasusa.com/bborsodi/humorb01.html

 

[Bill Martino]

Thanks. There's some good ones there.

 

[Pappy]

I sure am enjoying this one. A little humor is needed on the forum right now.

 

[munk]

I have a few homegrown bumper stickers. I disavow all allegience to them:

We All Live on the Reservation, Some of Us Just Got Here First

A Fed. Bear is a Dead Bear

A good Wolf is a rug

and for California: American Since My Clothes Dried

munk

 

[munk]

Oh, almost forgot, I have one for the parents of those children of the month at Blattedy Baggedy School:


My Child Can Shoot 2" Groups Offhand At 25 Yards




munk

 

[MauiRob]

My Child Can Shoot 2" Groups Offhand At 25 Yards

That's pretty good if you're on horseback! course not everybody can shoot like my 2year old daughter

 

[MauiRob]

Saw this on a hat once and almost bought it (as it applies to me):

"Wish you were Hair"

 

[Tohatchi NM]

Originally posted by munk
I have a few homegrown bumper stickers. I disavow all allegience to them:

We All Live on the Reservation, Some of Us Just Got Here First

I could use one of them!

 

[Bill Marsh]

A game warden came upon a young man on the beach cooking a seagull. The warden told the young man that since seagulls were a protected species he would have to give the young man a ticket.

But the young man protested that he had not eaten in days, that he was starving and that he would never do it again. The warden agreed to let him go. He started to walk away, but thought and turned back, "I have always wondered. What does a seagull taste like?"

"Oh its not bad," The young man replied, "Kinda a cross between bald eagle and a spotted owl."

 

[munk]

A game warden saw three blonde ladies sitting by a rushing stream fishing. Just to be certain, he decided to hike down the bank and check on their fishing licenses.

"May I see your fishing licenses?" He asked the girls.
"Nope." Said one blonde.
"Don't have one." Said another.
"We're not fishing." Said the third.

This sounded like trouble, and the Game warden got ready to get tough. "Don't you know it's against the law to fish without a license!
'Well, yeah, but we're not really fishing."
"Honest, officer, look." And the girls reeled in their lines showing the warden they had magnents on their lines.
"These magnents help get rid of all the metal trash people throw into the water. We just wanted to do our part and help clean up the environment."
"Well, I can't see any harm in that." He said. "More people should be as concerned as you three." The warden strode to his truck and drove away.

The girls burst into laughter.

"Stupid Warden; hasn't he ever heard of Steelhead trout?"


munk