One recipe and some sass....

Durian "Jerky":

Peel and quarter one ripe durian
Slice into 1/4 inch thick slices
Sprinkle slices lightly with cumin, Mrs. Dash and Chinese five spice
Jerk the lid off of the trashcan
Scrape all that foul smelling shit in there
Jerk the back door open and throw the sack into the backyard
Hold the door open to help air the house
Jerk a bottle of Jack Daniels out of the cabinet
Open a bag of Cheetos and ponder why you bought a durian
 
tradewater said:
Durian "Jerky":

Peel and quarter one ripe durian
Slice into 1/4 inch thick slices
Sprinkle slices lightly with cumin, Mrs. Dash and Chinese five spice
Jerk the lid off of the trashcan
Scrape all that foul smelling shit in there
Jerk the back door open and throw the sack into the backyard
Hold the door open to help air the house
Jerk a bottle of Jack Daniels out of the cabinet
Open a bag of Cheetos and ponder why you bought a durian
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Don't forget to stab your olfactory nerves generously.
 
This thread is friggin' hilarious... But I will share a really bad recipe:
"cheesy tubesteak"
Drill a hole in a hotdog with a clean powerdrill
Squirt ez cheez into hole
Microwave until ez cheez is melted
Serve on a piece of folded white bread, with chips that have been opened with a bk9.
Oh, yeah, and coke with peanuts floating in it. I'm a redneck.:D
 
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