Order of KAI Official Hang Out; Good Times & Joyous Knives

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I am on Xbox Live too. Ubermonster is my tag. Used to drink the shiznit out of Monster Energy.

I used to be all over Monster but I got out of the habit for awhile. I'm back to drinking them a bunch now unfortunately. M80 is my favorite.
 
I used to be all over Monster but I got out of the habit for awhile. I'm back to drinking them a bunch now unfortunately. M80 is my favorite.

That is a good one. I loved Import and Blue for some reason. I stopped too. May need to get one again.
 
Oh come on, that can't be all that happened. Tell us the rest. Nobody else has to know.

!!Warning semi-offensive material below use caution!!

It all started when I was building pre-fabbed homes. I worked on a plumbing crew and later the electricians crew, man were there some crazy folks there. We always dicked around With eachother from shooting plumbers putty and wire nuts at each other from flex pipe to crapping your pants in a room and asking someone to come in there because you needed them to fix something. There was a cat walk above for the roofing guys and we would snipe each other from there. There are really too many things to tell you all of them.
We had a supervisor who was always pushing the envelope if you catch my drift!. I was helping one of my crew members place a tub when I heard a yell and some swearing! He was so loud that everything stopped and we were all looking. That is pretty amazing considering this huge building with 200 some workers shutting off their saws, compressors, nailguns ,all the hammering and what not. I hear I swear to god I'll smack that (insert expletive here) thing, if you don't get out here! Here the supervisor who is always messing around found a hole in the wall and decided to let the "little supervisor" check out the work! The worker did not see "him" so he said HEY, Buddy to get his attention! We heard the story after lunch and it was all we laughed about for a week! We also started doing the funny stuff from the movie Waiting!

So we stared yelling Hey, Buddy all the time at work then running and hidding so they did not know it was you. We even started impersonating each others voices to get the other people in trouble! Well it was around this time I needed some fittings for a vent and drain. I asked my one of my crew to go get it and he came back with a box. I asked him to hand them over and he said "dude, check out this box!" I was like, what are you talking about? He goes come on man, check it out! You won't believe what I have in here! I was getting the fittings and I heard a noise. I looked over and saw a squirrel in the stock room! I grabbed a box and cornered it! I gave him a couple nuts from my lunch box and I think he is tame! I say , no way you didn't catch a squirrel! Those damn things are fast! He insures me yes he in fact did and says well if you don't believe me just look! I open the box and well guess what I seen. He goes "ah man he must have escaped but look he left his nuts behind!". I can't believe I fell for it!

The following weekend I was at the fire station and talking with a bunch of the guys after a call and we just finished repacking some 5" and cleaning up the trucks. I go "I'll be right back" they go upstairs and I come up a few minutes later...with a box... and tell them I caught a squirrel! They fell for it too! So I got the nickname "Boffa" later changed to Bopha as in Bopha Mynuts.
 
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That is a good one. I loved Import and Blue for some reason. I stopped too. May need to get one again.

Never had monster, have had NOS before though. On anther note had a fun knifefilled conversation with my school knife buddy. A teacher heard our conversation and became interested. It's pretty difficult to explain why a knife I bought is worth $250 to a person with little knowledge of knives. But it's awesome to know I have three fellow knife knits that live relatively close to me, and one I see every day at school. It's also fun top see their reaction when you tell them it's a $250 knife
 
!!Warning semi-offensive material below use caution!!

It all started when I was building pre-fabbed homes. I worked on a plumbing crew and later the electricians crew, man were there some crazy folks there. We always dicked around With eachother from shooting plumbers putty and wire nuts at each other from flex pipe to crapping your pants in a room and asking someone to come in there because you needed them to fix something. There was a cat walk above for the roofing guys and we would snipe each other from there. There are really too many things to tell you all of them.
We had a supervisor who was always pushing the envelope if you catch my drift!. I was helping one of my crew members place a tub when I heard a yell and some swearing! He was so loud that everything stopped and we were all looking. That is pretty amazing considering this huge building with 200 some workers shutting off their saws, compressors, nailguns ,all the hammering and what not. I hear I swear to god I'll smack that (insert expletive here) thing, if you don't get out here! Here the supervisor who is always messing around found a hole in the wall and decided to let the "little supervisor" check out the work! The worker did not see "him" so he said HEY, Buddy to get his attention! We heard the story after lunch and it was all we laughed about for a week! We also started doing the funny stuff from the movie Waiting!

So we stared yelling Hey, Buddy all the time at work then running and hidding so they did not know it was you. We even started impersonating each others voices to get the other people in trouble! Well it was around this time I needed some fittings for a vent and drain. I asked my one of my crew to go get it and he came back with a box. I asked him to hand them over and he said "dude, check out this box!" I was like, what are you talking about? He goes come on man, check it out! You won't believe what I have in here! I was getting the fittings and I heard a noise. I looked over and saw a squirrel in the stock room! I grabbed a box and cornered it! I gave him a couple nuts from my lunch box and I think he is tame! I say , no way you didn't catch a squirrel! Those damn things are fast! He insures me yes he in fact did and says well if you don't believe me just look! I open the box and well guess what I seen. He goes "ah man he must have escaped but look he left his nuts behind!". I can't believe I fell for it!

The following weekend I was at the fire station and talking with a bunch of the guys after a call and we just finished repacking some 5" and cleaning up the trucks. I go "I'll be right back" they go upstairs and I come up a few minutes later...with a box... and tell them I caught a squirrel! They fell for it too! So I got the nickname "Boffa" later changed to Bopha as in Bopha Mynuts.

Hahahaha. That was pretty funny. Thanks for telling. My friends would've gotten' all pissy and throw a big fit if I did something like that. I still can't stop laughing.
 
My Favorite are the Monster Rehabs they are tasty...and the Lo Ball Java Monsters....my Dad used to work for a Brewery in Mooresville and they Bottle Rockstar w/ Vodka for Canada... Wish I would have saved some cans, it was like 8% Alcohol..crazy
 
My Favorite are the Monster Rehabs they are tasty...and the Lo Ball Java Monsters....my Dad used to work for a Brewery in Mooresville and they Bottle Rockstar w/ Vodka for Canada... Wish I would have saved some cans, it was like 8% Alcohol..crazy

Sound like fun.
 
I used to drink a Java Monster at least once a day. I'd walk down to my party store just to buy one. They only had three flavors though (can't remember all of them). When I first got hooked on Java Monster, it was my friends that brung them over from there house to mine because we were having a "tent night". I tried one and loved it. I walked back down to the store to pick up four more of them and finished those off in two hours. I didn't feel good for the rest of the night. I felt like I was going to puke. If I do have one now then it's on a special occasion because I get a caffeine rush and I start shaking to the point that I have to sit up after awhile. A lot of caffeine in a 5'1" frame isn't good lol.
 
My Favorite are the Monster Rehabs they are tasty...and the Lo Ball Java Monsters....my Dad used to work for a Brewery in Mooresville and they Bottle Rockstar w/ Vodka for Canada... Wish I would have saved some cans, it was like 8% Alcohol..crazy

I heard about those. Ever try Four Loko? That is some crazy stuff. In Michigan you can get it in 24oz. cans at 12% Alcohol.
 
Bad_juju Sigmund Freud would've had a field day with you & the people you worked with

I bet ol' Shclomo would have! We were pretty sick individuals! That place was the most fun I have ever had working anywhere ever! I actually looked forward to going in to work every morning!
 
!!Warning semi-offensive material below use caution!!

It all started when I was building pre-fabbed homes. I worked on a plumbing crew and later the electricians crew, man were there some crazy folks there. We always dicked around With eachother from shooting plumbers putty and wire nuts at each other from flex pipe to crapping your pants in a room and asking someone to come in there because you needed them to fix something. There was a cat walk above for the roofing guys and we would snipe each other from there. There are really too many things to tell you all of them.
We had a supervisor who was always pushing the envelope if you catch my drift!. I was helping one of my crew members place a tub when I heard a yell and some swearing! He was so loud that everything stopped and we were all looking. That is pretty amazing considering this huge building with 200 some workers shutting off their saws, compressors, nailguns ,all the hammering and what not. I hear I swear to god I'll smack that (insert expletive here) thing, if you don't get out here! Here the supervisor who is always messing around found a hole in the wall and decided to let the "little supervisor" check out the work! The worker did not see "him" so he said HEY, Buddy to get his attention! We heard the story after lunch and it was all we laughed about for a week! We also started doing the funny stuff from the movie Waiting!

So we stared yelling Hey, Buddy all the time at work then running and hidding so they did not know it was you. We even started impersonating each others voices to get the other people in trouble! Well it was around this time I needed some fittings for a vent and drain. I asked my one of my crew to go get it and he came back with a box. I asked him to hand them over and he said "dude, check out this box!" I was like, what are you talking about? He goes come on man, check it out! You won't believe what I have in here! I was getting the fittings and I heard a noise. I looked over and saw a squirrel in the stock room! I grabbed a box and cornered it! I gave him a couple nuts from my lunch box and I think he is tame! I say , no way you didn't catch a squirrel! Those damn things are fast! He insures me yes he in fact did and says well if you don't believe me just look! I open the box and well guess what I seen. He goes "ah man he must have escaped but look he left his nuts behind!". I can't believe I fell for it!

The following weekend I was at the fire station and talking with a bunch of the guys after a call and we just finished repacking some 5" and cleaning up the trucks. I go "I'll be right back" they go upstairs and I come up a few minutes later...with a box... and tell them I caught a squirrel! They fell for it too! So I got the nickname "Boffa" later changed to Bopha as in Bopha Mynuts.

Lol that's some funny stuff. I may or may not have a squirrel skin watch I showed some girls at a party once
 
Good stuff. I love Anise ( flavor of black licorice) to begin with. Infuse that in Alcohol, yes please.

I'm glad you guys like anise (I pronounce anus), I know I sure don't!

Have any of you seen the movie ,Waiting?

I like my other party trick. Wear pants and tall socks, go to the party with your socks pushed down, and say oh man I need to pull up my socks kind of loud so everyone hears you. Pull your pants down and pull up the socks all the way then pull your pants back up and say phew, those were bugging me! Everyone will fall over laughing!
 
I came back here to read that story. I can now die a happy man. Thanks Justin! :p





With Ryan Reynolds? Yep. Hilarious movie.


I will try your party trick sir. :)

Glad I could be of service!

I'm telling you it works every damn time!
 
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