Oregon bans sale of animal parts

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Must protect the mammoths. They're nearly extinct.

ETA: well I should have read the law first. I assume it was "all" animal parts. Because, well, Portland.
 
...you know, technically, a burger is made of animal parts...
 
Measure 100 banned the sale of products and parts of 12 types of animals in Oregon: elephant, rhinoceros, whale, tiger, lion, leopard, cheetah, jaguar, pangolin, sea turtle, ray, and shark, except the spiny dogfish. The measure exempted certain activities and commodities from the ban, including law enforcement activities, activities expressly authorized by state or federal law, antiques more than 100 years old, fixed components of musical instruments, transfers by inheritance, donations for scientific or education purposes, and parts possessed by enrolled members of Indian tribes. Violating Measure 100 is punishable by a civil penalty up to $6,500 or twice the prohibited product's value, whichever is greater.[1]

Darn... I'm going to miss those Oregonian Tiger Burgers :D

Now, it seems that using them on musical instruments is potentially allowable, so maybe if you tape a little slide whistle on the pommel of the knife, you'll be covered!
Just try not to stab yourself in the eye when you're rockin' out a sweet slide whistle solo....
 
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Do those liberal idiots have any brains at all. Guess you cant fix stupid.
As someone that lives in Oregon I can tell you they don't. Unfortunately a couple of liberal cities control the entire state.

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Darn... I'm going to miss those Oregonian Tiger Burgers :D

Now, it seems that using them on musical instruments is potentially allowable, so maybe if you tape a little slide whistle on the pommel of the knife, you'll be covered!
Just try not to stab yourself in the eye when you're rockin' out a sweet slide whistle solo....

Awesome. :) Getting out of Cali was one of the best things I ever did. Now I can just look on and laugh.
 
...you know, technically, a burger is made of animal parts...

A "yes" vote supported prohibiting the sale of products and parts of 12 types of animals in Oregon: rhino, cheetah, tiger, sea turtle, lion, elephant, whale, shark, pangolin, jaguar, ray, and leopard.

Eating a lot of the Cheetah burgers, are you? Personally, being a member of People Eating Tasty Animals, I stick to beef for burgers.
 
And shoes!

A "yes" vote supported prohibiting the sale of products and parts of 12 types of animals in Oregon: rhino, cheetah, tiger, sea turtle, lion, elephant, whale, shark, pangolin, jaguar, ray, and leopard.

I have seen shark skin shoes.
 
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