aproy1101 said:
I like chess, and people who are good love to beat me in ten minutes. I just don't know any of the advanced moves, or strategies. Just a novice, but I respect the game.
Andy I used to get beat in less than 10 minutes!!!!
My then girlfriend who became my 2nd wife was taught to play chess by her father and she said she would teach me.
Well her way of "teaching" me was beating my ass all and everytime and then laugh and rub it in for hours.:grumpy: There was no "teaching" to it.
Well I fixed her ass, I bought me a book on chess and I studied it fervently until I understood the game and several opening moves and the way to beat them.
She used one opening move most all of the time so she was easy to set up. One day she said, "Wanna play some chess?" and I said, "Yeah, why not."
Well her opening move had a way to be beat in five moves, it was a classic!!!!:thumbup:
She opened the board and I moved, she countered and I moved again, she countered and I moved again.
I was doing this fast and with no hesitation and with my best poker face.
Anyway I had her in the five moves just like the book said and it was in less than 10 minutes!!!!
I said, "Let's play again." She said, "Okay and grinned." I knew that she thought it was a fluke with me beating her like that, quick and easy.
We set up the board again and she did her 2nd classic opening. I had her ass again in just a few moves and said, "Let's play again." She said, "No I'm tired of the game right now, lets wait a few days."
Anyway in a few days she said, "Wanna play some chess?" I said, "Why not?" and we went at it again. After beating her again several times in just a few moves she got mad and wouldn't play anymore.
I asked her how it felt and showed her the book. She never asked me to play chess again...
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And I've never played again either. Most game boards bore me to tears and I don't bore easily.