At a world brewing convention in Ireland, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the pub at the end of each day's conferencing.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un Becks, ze real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. please".
The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I".