OT: I cut myself

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on a bagel. And no I don't mean I cut myself while slicing a bagel. I mean I was trying to bust up this hockey puck to feed to the crows that roost in the trees at work and I cut myself on the stupid bagel. Drew blood and everything. Am I the only one to injure themselves in such an absurd fashion? Please say I'm not. What has this to do with khukuris? I should have been using a khukuri on that f#$%ing bagel.

Frank
 
Sorry Frank,

In all my bagel days, I've never heard of anyone cutting himself on a bagel.

You have sole title to that category. :D

But don't despair, it makes you "special." Now we just have to figure out how to make the sharp edges of a bagel rounded-off for you. Oh, wait a minute...that can't be done any more than it already is. :p

What's it like to be King?
 
I've cut my gums biting down on the edge of a crusty piece of French bread, Frank, but jeez........that really takes the cake.....um....I mean, bagel :p How old was this bagel........2-3 years? You should have given it to the crows whole and they would have probably done what I've see them do with walnuts.......drop it from a hundred feet or so. :D
 
A year ago on top of everything else going on I have my wisdom teeth pulled. Afterwards my wife gives me a bowl of icecream. There were strawberries in the icecream. I chewed many a big spoonful down before I realized I'd been chewing on my still numb cheek. Cut it deep. And it is not fully healed to this day- still numb.
The surgeon said,"that's it- for now on I'm telling people if they can't pour it down their throats not to have it."


munk
 
munk said:
A year ago on top of everything else going on I have my wisdom teeth pulled. Afterwards my wife gives me a bowl of icecream. There were strawberries in the icecream. I chewed many a big spoonful down before I realized I'd been chewing on my still numb cheek. Cut it deep. And it is not fully healed to this day- still numb.
The surgeon said,"that's it- for now on I'm telling people if they can't pour it down their throats not to have it."


munk
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Yet another reason to be glad that my wisdom teeth haven't made an appearance.

Not to mention that we have an example of a doctor/dentist learning something form a patient.

Munk, be careful not to eat yourself.
 
Naked Lunch:

It's you on the end of the fork

Firkin- I'm glad to see you here more often.


munk
 
Be thankful....

A friend of mine send one of my knives completely through his hand...he was using it to separate 2 frozen burger patties...:rolleyes:
 
Semp - I came home to find my knife covered in blood and meat patties on the floor....makes ya wonder about people sometimes...:rolleyes:

Had to get a whole bunch of stitches and wear bandages on his hand (fortunately his left hand).
 
Sounds like a lawsuit to me! :D kidding.

I have impaled the roof of my mouth and gums with Doritos. That was back in the day when the dorito was still pointy on the ends (perhaps they rounded the points to reduce this?). Watch out fer stiff chips like Krunchers, too.


Keith
 
At our last Christmas party at work on Christmas Eve, the owner bought a bunch of pizzas, rotisserie chicken, etc. Everybody dug in to the food right away. The owner pretty much immediately impaled the roof of his mouth with a thin pointy chicken bone, bringing forth just a whole lot of blood. But he wouldn't stop eating. I told him maybe he ought to stop eating and apply some pressure to it so it would close up and stop bleeding like a stuck pig. I guess it ruined his Christmas dinner because his mouth was so sore for a few days.
 
:D Frank?


Nice, compassionate group of friends you have here at the Catina, eh?

Not one "Awww, that must have hurt," among the responses.

Tough crowd. :rolleyes:
 
Who ever heard of such a thing? I'm pretty sure the birds appreciated it, though. I've been feeding 'em for four years now. I swear they recognize my car. Feel free to laugh, I bet the crows were laughing.

Frank
 
You know, Frank, after reading about this, I almost feel guilty about ordering those dreamcatchers from you. I mean, those feathers were POINTED! No telling what kind of damage you could have done to yourself.
 
At least you injured yourself with a baked good. i had to go get 4 stitches in my cheek last week because i cut myself with a mop. the sad thing is that i'm not joking.

~Jake
 
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