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Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of
Life really are....
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three
margaritas.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move
and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,
use the tape...
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever
gave you was,"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her --
believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will
this matter one year from now? How about one month?
One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You
have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might
mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. And finally; Remember the haircut and the margaritas.
Life really are....
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three
margaritas.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move
and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,
use the tape...
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever
gave you was,"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her --
believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will
this matter one year from now? How about one month?
One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You
have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might
mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. And finally; Remember the haircut and the margaritas.