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Maverick4546

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A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to
you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look..

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of
them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the
7th, three times just yesterday and then again next Thursday.

So be careful out there!

And save your BUCKS!!! by carrying a BUCK!
 
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Maverick4546 said:
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to
you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look..

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of
them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the
7th, three times just yesterday and then again next Thursday.

So be careful out there!
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LoL , Mav. will have to be on the watch for that.
Hawkeye:eek:
 
I give this thread about 12 hrs before being yanked Mav.
You needed to tell how you are not going to let that happen again as you will be armed with a Buck Hartshook to scare the hell outta 'em when they try to rob ya again.
So, since it won't be long for the world, here's a cute "smiley" just for you...
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Goose the Yank.
 
O God thats funny, I about peed myself reading that one. I'm sure Joe will get a kick out of it, but your right it won't last long. Thanks for the laugh I needed that.
 
Now that was funny....and supposedly I read the edited version. I'd really like to know what I missed. :o
 
Maverick4546 said:
Well... it still here!... must be cos of the edits :)
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LOL...I was pleasantly surprised to still see it here.

Wanted to report that I went by Home Depot as part of my civic duty in the hopes of making a citizen's arrest.
All that was there were some day laborers :(
 
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