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OT: Valentines Day

SamuraiDave

SamuraiDave

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So what are yall doing?
It is Wed. and I am short on ideas and cash, any help would be appreciated.:o
 
Well, I've had my eye on a horn-handled chitlangi. You're so sweet for offering! :D

But something tells me that's not what you had on your mind! :rolleyes: :p :footinmou :eek:
 
LMAO! :D

Tohatchi, nope that isn't what I had in mind. I said I was short on cash... How about one of those Biltons? ;) :p

No really, I dont have much time left... "What...oh yeah, It is in the mail...(huumph :footinmou )" I can see it now.
 
The classic dinner and a movie and then maybe a little "work out" if you know what I mean!!!:D :D ;) :p
 
More seriously, I'm planning a walk and star gazing. Assuming that the stars are out. It may be a walk in the snow.
 
Y'all need to borrow some of that oil Rusty uses on his khuks, and give your sweatheart a nice massage.;)

Sarge
 
Originally posted by Sylvrfalcn
Y'all need to borrow some of that oil Rusty uses on his khuks, and give your sweatheart a nice massage.;)

Sarge
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Having a "sweatheart" is 100 times better than having a "sweetheart."
I'm speaking from experience here guys.:rolleyes: :p

Having a "sweatheart" means you get the best benefits of all scenarios, situations, etc, etc, etc,:D
Lust is wonderful and especially, well I'm not going there. Y'all can figure it out on your own, or Not.:p ;)

Just partly tzn Sarge, et al.;)
 
Dadgum, sum tyms ah reckon ah don spel so good. Still, if she's sweating, the massage is working. Go to the whip boys you've reached the home stretch! Yeeeeehawwwww!! Sorry, sorry, please overlook my lack of sophistication and refinement. Might be pertinent to be aware that a Texan's idea of foreplay is, "get in the truck baby, we'z going to the house".;)

Sarge
 
The massage sounds good to me.

Even though, I Got blasted real bad 2 years ago on Valantines day so I've been feeling a little sour bout it. Am thinking of sending some lady friends flowers though, and sending something nice to my Ex.:D Girls say that I do one of the most crual forms of revenge. (Doing something nice for a girl, even if she wasn't quite nice to me) :D:D
 
Originally posted by Sylvrfalcn
Dadgum, sum tyms ah reckon ah don spel so good. Still, if she's sweating, the massage is working. Go to the whip boys you've reached the home stretch! Yeeeeehawwwww!! Sorry, sorry, please overlook my lack of sophistication and refinement. Might be pertinent to be aware that a Texan's idea of foreplay is, "get in the truck baby, we'z going to the house".;)

Sarge
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Hunh!!!! Y'all think that's sumthin? The word around Catoosa is that the definition of a virgin is, "An ugly third grader.":eek:
The other thang about foreplay is, "Oh baby it won't hurt! Did it?":rolleyes: :p :o ;) :footinmou
 
:eek: :D Reminds me of the punch line from an old joke; girl:"hey, that's not my belly button", guy:"that's okay baby, that ain't my finger".;)

Hunh? I'd better hush. Besides, Valentine's Day is all about romance, right guys? Guys.....? :footinmou

Sarge
 
I thought it was a girl who could outdrink her dad and outrun her brothers. Seriously, though, I'm getting the Mrs. a new makeup mirror and she's getting me a SAK Tinker. We're not going out to dinner 'cause she hates crowds. I'll probably cook (she only cooks once every four years). Massage oil is a good idea, maybe throw in an adult video, see where that leads:D

Frank
 
Originally posted by SamuraiDave
So what are yall doing?
It is Wed. and I am short on ideas and cash, any help would be appreciated.:o
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Hey Dave, Do you have a lady friend, that you want to do something for? If so, a card and flowers or Chocolats work well. So does a candle light dinner for two at your apartment. Now, if you are good at giving massages, that is also a nice treat.:)

I just wonder, with all the talk of what guys should get the girls, what about, what a girl should get her guy? Just a thought.
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
I'm going to give Yangdu a dozen lemons to go with her personality.
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Hey, with all those K's lying aroung better hope Yangdu doesn't read this thread! :D
 
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