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- Jan 30, 2002
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> You might be a "Gun Nut" if:
>
> 1)you have ever loaded up a drawer
> with so much ammo that you can't open it.
>
> 2 when someone asks how many guns you have,
> you have to think about it for a minute.
>
> 3)you have ever bought ammo in a caliber
> that none of your guns fire.
>
> 4) the guns you took to the range
> cost more then your car.
>
> 5) you carry a different gun every day of the week.
>
> 6) whenever you can't decide which gun to get,
> you get both.
>
> 7) you know that a gun or a rifle without Bullets
> is an expensive Baseball Bat.
>
> 8) you take so many guns to the range
> and don't shoot half of them.
>
> 9) you have an extra room in your house
> just for ammo and guns.
>
> 10! )your home page is set to a firearms related
> webpage.
>
> 11)you count the number of bullets
> that people shoot in a movie
> and then scream a top of your lungs BULL!!!
> when a guy using a revolver
> mows down a battalion of criminals
> without reloading.
>
> 12) if you regularly find guns around the house
> and in far corners of the safe
> that you have no memory of buying ...
> and such discoveries no longer surprise you.
>
> 13) you know more about the Constitution
> than your lawyer.
>
> 14) if you ever thought to do your own
> "Gun Buy-Back" program.
>
> 15)if you have more holsters
> than Imelda Marcos had shoes.
>
> 16) if you never stop looking for
> pre-ban hi-cap magazines...
> even in a supermarket.
>
> 17) if you can field strip any firearm you own
> hanging upside down and blindfolded.
>
> 18) if you have ever bought a gun
> to fill an old holster someone gave you.
> (So many times I can no longer count 'em.)
>
> 19)if you felt a knot in your stomach
> when they showed UN Soldiers
> destroying a cache of brand spanking new AR-15's
> on the news.
>
> 20) when you hear about Plans
> for UN Soldiers to Invade America,
> You know which Guns you will take
> and which Guns will stay at your house.
>
>
> 21) if you do not own a single fabric-based item
> (clothing, bags or suitcases) that does NOT
> set off the explosives trace detector
> at the airport.
>
> 22)if you have ever bought a gun
> that is identical to TWO you
> already own, because the first two
> are out-of-production NIB examples
> and you can't bring yourself to shoot them.
>
> 23) When buying something with pocket change,
> you have to pick the dimes and quarters
> out of a handful of loose ammo.
>
> 24) if you have ever busted a spring on your car
> from piling too much ammo in the trunk
> on the way to a shoot.
>
> 25) if you go to WalMart for back-to-school supplies,
> then must explain to your wife
> why that includes 1 box ! of .45 .
>
> 26) if your AR-15, after installing
> all the newgadgets, now weighs more than a FAL.
>
> 27) if any time a weather person on TV
>
> gives the latest update on the hurricane du jour,
> you wonder if you have enough ammo.
>
> 28) if your hurricane panels have shooting ports.
>
> 29)if you have to have extra homeowner's insurance
> specifically for firearms.
>
> 30) if the cops have ever called Homeland Security
> after pulling you over.
>
> 31)if you have ever carried more then two guns at
> once.
>
> 32)when the local gun shop needs an obscure magazine,
> they call you.
>
> 33)when you call your local rep's office,
> the guy who answers groans
> and says "I'll tell him again not to vote for AWB"
> as soon as he hears yo! ur name.
>
> 35)if you have more holsters then pants.
>
> 36)if the movers all groan when they see your
> gun-safe.
>
> 37) if you regularly just sit and stare at your guns
> for a while, and the rest of your family
> doesn't find this strange
> 38)if you reach into your pocket for change
> at the local 7-11 and pull out loose ammo
> along with your change.
>
> 39)if the guy working at the 7-11 knows you
> and isn't surprised.
>
> 40) if you can actually take a nap in a gun range.
>
> 41) if you have ever bought a gun
> to shoot up a half-filled 20- round box of ammo
> someone gave you, because you didn't have a rifle
> in that caliber yet.
> Ditto for when someone gives you
> &nbs! p; an old set of reloading dies
> in some obscure caliber.
>
> 42) if you have ever accidentally run a pocket pistol
> through the wash and spin cycles,
> still in your pants pocket.
>
>
> 43) If you do a complete breakdown
> of all your weapons just to stay in practice -
> "especially if you haven't made it to the range
> lately"
>
> 44)if you find more .22LR than loose change
> when you clean out your car.
>
> 45)if your nightstand is stacked with gun rags
> and firearm technical and reloading manuals.
>
> 46) if you build a portable reloading system
> so you can reload in the family room
> and not miss your favorite tv-show.
> 47) if the local SWAT teams stop by your house
> for guns and ammo before heading to the big
> bust.
>
> 48) You have have had the police called out to your
> house at 2am because of gunfire from within.
>
> 49) This was because you discover a visiting friend
> has a new gun he has not shot yet
> and that situation must be immediately rectified.
>
> 50) Your co-workers wonder why you collect
> the old phone books but then are not surprised
> when they come back to the recycle bin
> with holes in them.
>
> 51) You now have an arrangement with your neighbors
> that gun fire, at anytime, coming from your house
> is not a reason to call the police.
> If you wanted them there you would have called
> yourself.
>
>
> 1)you have ever loaded up a drawer
> with so much ammo that you can't open it.
>
> 2 when someone asks how many guns you have,
> you have to think about it for a minute.
>
> 3)you have ever bought ammo in a caliber
> that none of your guns fire.
>
> 4) the guns you took to the range
> cost more then your car.
>
> 5) you carry a different gun every day of the week.
>
> 6) whenever you can't decide which gun to get,
> you get both.
>
> 7) you know that a gun or a rifle without Bullets
> is an expensive Baseball Bat.
>
> 8) you take so many guns to the range
> and don't shoot half of them.
>
> 9) you have an extra room in your house
> just for ammo and guns.
>
> 10! )your home page is set to a firearms related
> webpage.
>
> 11)you count the number of bullets
> that people shoot in a movie
> and then scream a top of your lungs BULL!!!
> when a guy using a revolver
> mows down a battalion of criminals
> without reloading.
>
> 12) if you regularly find guns around the house
> and in far corners of the safe
> that you have no memory of buying ...
> and such discoveries no longer surprise you.
>
> 13) you know more about the Constitution
> than your lawyer.
>
> 14) if you ever thought to do your own
> "Gun Buy-Back" program.
>
> 15)if you have more holsters
> than Imelda Marcos had shoes.
>
> 16) if you never stop looking for
> pre-ban hi-cap magazines...
> even in a supermarket.
>
> 17) if you can field strip any firearm you own
> hanging upside down and blindfolded.
>
> 18) if you have ever bought a gun
> to fill an old holster someone gave you.
> (So many times I can no longer count 'em.)
>
> 19)if you felt a knot in your stomach
> when they showed UN Soldiers
> destroying a cache of brand spanking new AR-15's
> on the news.
>
> 20) when you hear about Plans
> for UN Soldiers to Invade America,
> You know which Guns you will take
> and which Guns will stay at your house.
>
>
> 21) if you do not own a single fabric-based item
> (clothing, bags or suitcases) that does NOT
> set off the explosives trace detector
> at the airport.
>
> 22)if you have ever bought a gun
> that is identical to TWO you
> already own, because the first two
> are out-of-production NIB examples
> and you can't bring yourself to shoot them.
>
> 23) When buying something with pocket change,
> you have to pick the dimes and quarters
> out of a handful of loose ammo.
>
> 24) if you have ever busted a spring on your car
> from piling too much ammo in the trunk
> on the way to a shoot.
>
> 25) if you go to WalMart for back-to-school supplies,
> then must explain to your wife
> why that includes 1 box ! of .45 .
>
> 26) if your AR-15, after installing
> all the newgadgets, now weighs more than a FAL.
>
> 27) if any time a weather person on TV
>
> gives the latest update on the hurricane du jour,
> you wonder if you have enough ammo.
>
> 28) if your hurricane panels have shooting ports.
>
> 29)if you have to have extra homeowner's insurance
> specifically for firearms.
>
> 30) if the cops have ever called Homeland Security
> after pulling you over.
>
> 31)if you have ever carried more then two guns at
> once.
>
> 32)when the local gun shop needs an obscure magazine,
> they call you.
>
> 33)when you call your local rep's office,
> the guy who answers groans
> and says "I'll tell him again not to vote for AWB"
> as soon as he hears yo! ur name.
>
> 35)if you have more holsters then pants.
>
> 36)if the movers all groan when they see your
> gun-safe.
>
> 37) if you regularly just sit and stare at your guns
> for a while, and the rest of your family
> doesn't find this strange
> 38)if you reach into your pocket for change
> at the local 7-11 and pull out loose ammo
> along with your change.
>
> 39)if the guy working at the 7-11 knows you
> and isn't surprised.
>
> 40) if you can actually take a nap in a gun range.
>
> 41) if you have ever bought a gun
> to shoot up a half-filled 20- round box of ammo
> someone gave you, because you didn't have a rifle
> in that caliber yet.
> Ditto for when someone gives you
> &nbs! p; an old set of reloading dies
> in some obscure caliber.
>
> 42) if you have ever accidentally run a pocket pistol
> through the wash and spin cycles,
> still in your pants pocket.
>
>
> 43) If you do a complete breakdown
> of all your weapons just to stay in practice -
> "especially if you haven't made it to the range
> lately"
>
> 44)if you find more .22LR than loose change
> when you clean out your car.
>
> 45)if your nightstand is stacked with gun rags
> and firearm technical and reloading manuals.
>
> 46) if you build a portable reloading system
> so you can reload in the family room
> and not miss your favorite tv-show.
> 47) if the local SWAT teams stop by your house
> for guns and ammo before heading to the big
> bust.
>
> 48) You have have had the police called out to your
> house at 2am because of gunfire from within.
>
> 49) This was because you discover a visiting friend
> has a new gun he has not shot yet
> and that situation must be immediately rectified.
>
> 50) Your co-workers wonder why you collect
> the old phone books but then are not surprised
> when they come back to the recycle bin
> with holes in them.
>
> 51) You now have an arrangement with your neighbors
> that gun fire, at anytime, coming from your house
> is not a reason to call the police.
> If you wanted them there you would have called
> yourself.
>
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