OT: Your Last Meal...

Crime- Plundering, despoiling virgins and drunkeness.
Meal- Philly cheese steaks and strong India Pale Ale.
Method- Heart attack induced by high cholesteral from all the cheese steaks, high blood pressure from all the beer and overexertion from having another round or three with the former virgins.
 
Crime - being in public while suffering from terminal flatulence

Meal - beano

Method - methane explosion
 
As I was thinking about answering this question, I realized that I don't want to be executed; I want to go to my death laughing at The Man for all the stuff I've gotten away with.

Last meal: a large bowl of lobster bisque from an Italian restaurant that's no longer in business, probably with some good sourdough on the side.

Method of death: life in the fast lane.
 
CRIME Shooting the entire staff of Sierra Nevada Cardiology Assocs., with a Glock 9mm loaded with a full 33 round magazine of Glaser Silver Safety Slugs. Each.

LAST MEAL Roast Dodo

METHOD Shock of them finding one to cook :p :p :p ;) :D :D
 
Josh Feltman said:
Yvsa, that's why you're supposed to wear socks with your hobnailed boots :eek:
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Yea, I know, but it just can't be helped. I know you understand.:p ;)
 
Josh Feltman said:
Of course--that's why I switched from hobnailed boots to pumps and plain old simple flats. :D
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Yea, I think I'll go back to leggin's and moccasins and leave the nylon lace and net stockings to the purty smellin girls who have always looked better in them than I did.:D
 
The meal.
Pinto beans and ham over home made corn bread sprinkled with diced spanish onions, and a side of fried potatoes.

The crime and the method.
Lighting a match after the meal.

10,9,8,7,6. . . we have ignition, liftoff.
 
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