OT. Your Super Hero Identity?

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shane justice

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Howard Wallace and I were laughing together on the name thread about how boring our net names were...we were joshing aobut being Superman or Ironman...

So I got to thinking...

If you could be a super hero who would it be?

Describe your super powers.

Name your super hero theme music.

And finally...describe your super hero costume!

Can't wait to see what you guys come up with.

Shane
 
I would be Captain Damage Control.

Forged from the fires that is a family construction business, Captain Damage Control puts out the PR fires that his family starts by being well meaning, but overworked and unavailable to the demanding customer.
Special powers include the ablity to smooth over any mistakes in scheduling and/or miscommunications without the customer stomping off in a huff, the amazing magic trick of doing the customer dance to entertain them so that they know we care about them while i fix the problem behind their back...turn them around and TA-DA! Captain Damage Control has righted the wrong. Captain Damage Control also has the power of cosmic likablity. Men see him as the rare hard working youngster carrying on the family tradition. Women dig his five o'clock shadow and trendy unkempt hair do;) Finally, Captain Damage Control's greatest super power is his unnatural durability. Unlike the hulk that can take thousands of rounds to the face and head without a scratch, Captain Damage Control has the endurance race won. He can work seven days a week, 70 hours a week, without a day off for 3 months straight before he starts to sit in the corner and laugh talking to the curled up dead wolf spider under the water cooler.
Weaknesses:
Captain Damage Control has few weaknesses. First and foremost, tardy employees. Captain Damage Control NEEDS his employees at his super battle office no later than 8:10. That's 10 minutes after super-hero hours have started. Surely to Zeus someone can make it to work 10 mins LATE. Anyway, this angers Captain Damage Control to the point of blind fury...later followed by a stress-related breakdown....followed by more dead spider talking.

Captain Damage Control's super suit is a multilayer utility armour. His most important equipment is his utility belt housing his trusty multi-tool, SAK, and official Hall of Owners Communicator. Captain Damage Control never leaves Damage Cave without his steel toed boots of justice. Not needed for damage control, but good for clumsy employees that drop heavy things on his feet, or when he wants to throw a tantrum by kicking a wooded skid into splinters because his employee is now 25 minutes late. Finally Captain Damage Control wears his white oxford dress shirt of power with Hall of Owners crest sewn into it.

Sorry guys, it's been one of those mornings;)

Jake
 
With the way things go for me I'd probably get some dumb super power.

I'd be called Bombadier Beetle Man and have to wear one of those union suits with the button down butt flaps.
 
Actually, I AM a super hero.

My Superhero name is Hiroshima Hindenberg, unwanted son of two War criminals hiding out in Argentina.

Describe your super powers.
Well, smash and trash is basically my SOP. Im not just a superhero, Im also one of the up and coming superstars of the WWF.

Name your super hero theme music.
Future Shock by Curtis Mayfield.

And finally...describe your super hero costume!
Black spandex tights, black latex mask, ass-kickin boots, black gloves.

I just started up a line of Hiroshima Hindenberg action figures and cell phone trinkets. Hey, I aint Bruce Wayne! A super hero needs CASH FLOW.
 
I think I see the making of a dynamic duo in the works, you two;) The adventures of Hiroshima Hindenberg and Bombadier Beetle Man.There's a comic book in there somewhere...i'm just sure Stan Lee has already beaten me to it.

Jake
 
Ive gone by aquaman a few times, sounds better in a foreign language, but why a super-hero. Id like to be a super villian/evil scientist, leader of a horde of mutant sea pirates, in my deep tropical island volcano lair surrounded by an equally large horde of nubile young amazonian serving women/body guards. :eek: :D
 
"The Hammer"

Think Green Lantern costume but in Black & Red, Wolverine but with iron fists instead of claws, Spiderman like endowed powers but as a result of having my hands in the wrong place instead of getting bit by a bug. Like Spidey, often viewed as much as a villain as a hero...on the run on a radical chopper.

Like the Hulk, a normal guy until I lose my temper...then all hell breaks loose.

Theme music? "Born to Run"

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Anyone else think Nasty might have thought about thsi before;)

Jake
 
The Tornado of Fire

I would manifest myself as an omnipotent Fire God, a towering pillar of flame.

All weapons are as nothing to me.

I would burn, burn, burn evil-doers. Payback is a beyotch!

My time has come.

I am The Tornado of Fire

Theme music (of course) Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown


Ad Astra

clearly I have issues... :eek: :( :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :footinmou :rolleyes: :D
 

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The Pillsbury dough girl :D

I'll save the world with sticky cinnamon rolls. Nobody can be too mad eating those :D ;)

Theme song is something celtic from Enya....very relaxing. ;) So as to ease the nerves.....even Nasty's when he's trying to lose his temper.

Costume.....well, of course, white cotton apron with a fluffy white hat. :rolleyes: :D ;)
 
The nurses told me I'm not allowed to talk about my superpowers anymore, and after the roof incident (you can hardly even see the marks anymore), and the way they keep eyeing me and playing with the dart guns, this time I think I better listen.
 
Do you mean to tell me that this isn't the Super Hero's Forum?! :mad:

.... I really should do my homework more carefully ....



Well, if I had to "pretend" to be a super hero, I would be:

Bamboo, Zen Gardener of Peace and Extreme Violence


My weapons: One drop dead gorgeous female sidekick, and a flamethrower.

My uniform: A cape. Only a cape.

My tactic: Distract my opponents with my drop dead gorgeous female sidekick, then roast them with my flamethrower.

My signature: Bamboo shoots planted in the charred remains of my enemies.

My soundtrack: The theme song from the A-Team, naturally.


~~ Bamboo, "Zen Gardener of Doom" ~~
 
It depends on the day.

Some days, I'll be Spectre, harbinger of the apocalypse. Spectre acts more than he talks, is felt more than seen, and knows how to make an entrance to a party- with explosives, silly! Favored weapons are large sharp objects and high capacity autoloading rifles and machine pistols. Theme music is, obviously, Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

The other days, I'll be Doctor Luv, messenger of peace. Kind Buddhist emissary of light and truth in the world, with a soundtrack of mixed Vangelis and Buddhist chanting.

Then there are the confused days... :confused: :eek: :p

John
 
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