OT. Your Super Hero Identity?

Dr. Strange, Adam Warlock, The Shadow- those kind of guys were my favorites.



munk
 
I'd be somethin' along the lines of the "Redneck Yeti Man"

I'd defeat hordes of Ninja Assassins, Vamipre Cultists, and drug dealin' gangstas. All purely by accidental encounters of course.....Kinda how the Mystery Machine broke down in front of every single haunted house....

My Super Hero Vehicle would be a beat up rusted out, jacked up, multi-colored 1 ton 4x4 Ford pick up with a whup butt supercharged 460, a Granny 4 speed, with a nine inch rear axle equipped with 4:11 gear ratio. The each tire would be as expensive as the truck itself, but the engine would be ten times more expensive than my house trailer that's fallen off it's concrete blocks.

My super powers would include a silent but deadly fart which would render all persons within 50 feet immediately unconscious, and kill all nearby cute furry woodland creatures. I would also be able to convert Beech Nut chewing tobacco into a short range high precision weapon which would immediately blind my adversaries when spit into thier eyes. Finally would be the blank look of insipidity which would force anyone interrogating me to break out and suffocate themselves with gales of laughter.

My primary weapon would be a double barrel shotgun with the "Elmer Fudd bottomless ammo blessing" and a pair of single action .45s with the "Yosemite Sam" bottomless ammo blessing bestowed upon it.

Furthermore, special order items necessary to defeat evil shall be delivered by ACME shipping service... Wile E Coyote's shipper of choice.

My outfit will consist of a pair of ragged out one strapped Carrhart coveralls, a backwards baseball hat, no shirt, and no shoes.

My sidekick would be a mutant 400 pound Pitbull with the powers of inhaling the walls off of any domocile while snoring, and eating everything that crosses his path.

Inspite of such unique powers, chicks would still dig me..... :D
 
Kismet said:
http://www.karber.net/superhero/default.htm

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http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/
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You're a Vigilante

You're the anti-hero. You fight crime, but often in a dirty way. You're the villain's villain. (As apposed to the hero's hero.) Good luck in your ventures, vigilante.

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Your costume is one of the most important things you can do to make yourself stand-out among your peers. Choosing a good costume is the difference from being Batman or Robin. Which one would you like to be?

Choosing a Type

You should start your costume design by picking from one of the four possible costume types. Select the one that best fits your personality, and move on.

Black Leather
The official garb of the vigilante hero. Black leather allows you to look cool, powerful, and willing to kill, but yet still informing people that yes, you are on the side of good. (As opposed to the side of evil.)

Hey...this is science...ya can't just make this stuff up ya know...

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Well being a creature of free will I'm going to choose Mighty Mouse as my SuperHero Persona.:cool: :p

Here to Saaaavvvvveee Thhheeee Daaaayyyyy!!!! :D
 
mamav said:
The Pillsbury dough girl :D

I'll save the world with sticky cinnamon rolls. Nobody can be too mad eating those :D ;)

Costume.....well, of course, white cotton apron with a fluffy white hat. :rolleyes: ;)
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Gin, you were aware that the Pillsbury Dough Boy has walked West weren't you?
Damned shame it was. Seems that he had a long history of and finally succumbed to a....
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Kis, thanks- I think.

1) I'm a vigilante, not a super hero (surprise, surprise).

2) "Your superhero name is The Amazing Cat". Eh?

John/Spectre/Dr. Luv/The Amazing Cat
 
孙悟空​

Sun Wukong​

The Monkey King​



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Superpowers as documented at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Wukong

Legends tells that Wukong was born out of a rock and through his many adventures he was able to master an array of amazing abilities and powers. He knows 72 transformations, double that of Zhu Bajie. [he can turn into various human beings, animals, houses, mosquito, temples, mountains, etc... He can also grow very big or very small, and he can pluck hairs out of his body and then blow on them to create doubles of himself. - HW]
Through a series of audacious stunts he acquires the powers of immortality, shape-changing ability, cloud travel skills, and ownership of a handy "as-you-will resizeable staff" which can be nestled behind the ear for easy carrying or resized to tree-trunk size for pounding the sense out of dragons and demons. His magical staff was a supporting pillar he "robbed" from the under-sea palace of the East Sea dragon king. The monkey king also forced the dragon king to offer him other magical "gifts" including his beautiful golden armour. Above all he has monkey chutzpah.

Sun Wukong learned many of his magical tricks while serving as a disciple under the Patriarch Subodhi; it was the Patriarch who gave him the name "Wukong" ("aware of emptiness"). The Patriarch, who by the time they parted ways was certain the monkey would come to a bad end, made him promise never to tell anyone who his teacher was.
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He was invited to the Heavenly Kingdom by the Jade Emperor in the hopes that a promotion and title would make him a little more manageable. He proved to be an incorrigible monkey, however, and soon he was scarfing down the Empress's Peaches of Immortality and popping Lord Lao Tzu's Pills of Indestructibility like they were Tic Tacs. Feeling guilty, but not that guilty, he became the biggest headache for everybody in heaven. Finally, the heavenly authorities had no choice but to attempt to subdue him.


He fought and defeated the Army of Heaven of 100,000 strong, Four Heavenly Kings, Erlang Shen and Nezha successively. Eventually, by the great effort and teamwork by the heavenly forces, including many famous deities, he was finally captured. After several more mundane execution attempts failed, Wukong was stuffed into Lord Lao Tzu's eight-way trigem cauldron to be distilled into an elixir. The cauldron's sacred flames were hot enough to consume anything (including immortals). After a good long cook and then some, the cauldron exploded and out jumped the Monkey King — stronger and refined (for he was born of a rock). Not only was he not harmed in any way, he now had the ability to 'see' evil through what is called Huo Yan JingJing (Firey eyes flickering) no matter which form they appeared as.
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Monkey King? Well, I'd say no way, but after reading about his exploits I admit he sounds pretty cool.


munk
 
And now we have nice blades in his honor misnamed "Hanuman"?

Close enough for a Westerner anyway...

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You guys make me LAUGH!

Haven't quite figure it out yet...

My theme msuic will definitley be...

the theme music from Hawaii Five-O...dah ta dah ta dahhhdahh...

people all around will hear that music when I go into action....

Shane
 
YOu know, the Dr. said I needed to see a therapist.....I told her I had all the therapy I needed at the cantina :eek: If these threads lately don't crack you up and lighten you up......I'm not sure there's hope.....but stay tuned, I'm sure we'll think of something for you :D I love this place!! :D
 
Howard Wallace said:
Many scholars believe Sun Wukong is based on Hanuman from the Ramayana.
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I agree...the stories are so similar...
 
mamav said:
The Pillsbury dough girl :D

I'll save the world with sticky cinnamon rolls. those :D ;)

Theme song is something celtic from Enya....very relaxing. ;) So as to ease the nerves......


MAMAV has it right After a hard day (and night) kicking @$$ and taking names in the ghetto (read search warrants on crack houses), I would make it home after 36 to 48 hours too wired from close calls to go to sleep. I would lay sprawled on the bed, listen to the soothing strains of ENYA to unwind the kinks in neck and shoulders, then crash and burn. This is why I'd never make a super hero.... Those guys never crash, just go on fighting the good fight. By the way, MAMAV, the cinnamon rolls were a true inspiration...
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Yvsa said:
Gin, you were aware that the Pillsbury Dough Boy has walked West weren't you?
Damned shame it was. Seems that he had a long history of and finally succumbed to a....

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Yeast Infection.:( :rolleyes: :p ;) :D
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The funeral is today at 3:50 and will last 25 minutes.......

Actually those yeast infections are hell :grumpy: This last set of antibiotics I had to finally agree to was a killer :grumpy: :grumpy: I think I'd rather die than go through that again....guess that's what I get for being too darn lucky for too many years and not having the miserable, evil...... Even yogurt didn't help this time, had to get some hi octane stuff from the healthfood store........ :mad:


On a happier note though another pan of cinnamon rolls is baking as I type....those things are deadly, too. Anyone coming over?????? ;)
 
Hm...let me see if I can remember back to Fall Semester...

Hanuman was the head of Sugreeva (sp? been a while)'s monkey army, and one of the primary heroes of the Ramayana. Actually, he saved the battle, because he flew to get a mountain of healing herbs when Rama and most of the others in his army were sorely wounded and dying from poison arrows.

John, plans on buying a Hanuman kuk for his anthro professor before graduation. ;)
 
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