Over My Knife Addiction .... I think! (PART DEUCE)

Mark W Douglas · Sep 29, 1999

I think I really am over my knife addiction now! I was just offered a cheap type swiss army knife which retails for $2.00 at 50% off and I turned it down!

Mark
AKTI Member #A000003

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" Knife Collectors Are Sharp People! "

misque · Sep 29, 1999

If your over it, then you'll be the first.
I hear it's a terminal condition!

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If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid.

ThomM · Sep 29, 1999

Nope, you are not over it. Yoou looked at it. But you are a "Sharp People", you know a $2.00 knife isn't worth a quarter, much less a dollar.
Give it up, it's terminal.

not2sharp · Sep 29, 1999

I'm sorry.

Medical science has already determined that there is no cure for knifeaholism. You should let go of the false hope and go back on your medication. Just increase the dosage to at least one knife per month, and you'll be fine.

Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha HA

Kodiak PA · Sep 30, 1999

If Mark is so over his knife addiction, why is he still posting here on the forum and why would he even consider buying a cheap SAK?

Is this the same Mark that used to buy 2 of everything?

Please say it ain't so Mark, if it happens to you it could happen to me, too! Yikes!

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~Greg~

Ewok · Sep 30, 1999

Nah, this knife stuff is just a phase. A very long phase.

Dannyc · Sep 30, 1999

Hmmm... I think someone should come up with a chewing gum that's shaped like a knife, something like Nicorette, to stave off any craving to buy knives... hehehehe... LOL!!!

Dan

eaglehi1 · Sep 30, 1999

Every time I thinks me is over the knife addiction I sees another knife me wants or just gotta have. It is a life long addiction.Even people around you know that you are addicted so they encourage you to buy another knife, and the rush is on.-)

Mark W Douglas · Sep 30, 1999

Holy Cow ... ~Greg~ (Kodiak PA), I think you stumbled on something here! I am still addicted or I wouldn't even come here!

I guess it is hopeless

Thanks to the rest of you all as well!
Ah what the heck, if you can't beat 'em, join them! Misery loves company, right?

Mark
AKTI Member #A000003

Bob Irons · Sep 30, 1999

YES, the answer is to be miserable

along with the rest of us and to talk about how miserable you are each time you buy a new knife!!!

And then you've got to wallow some more in the misery each time you post a review of your new knife!

Misery does love company. Let's get miserable!

Mark W Douglas · Sep 30, 1999

Yaaaa Bob Irons!

LET'S ALL STAY MISERABLE HERE!!!

Hey guys, you know what just came to mind? Mike and Spark have a lot to do with our misery here. With these forums of theirs that they created, I think is what's putting us all over the edge with our knife addictions!

Does anyone else agree?

Mark
AKTI Member #A000003

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" Knife Collectors Are Sharp People! "

AlaChoctaw · Sep 30, 1999

I taped a baby Spydie to my arm (like a patch) but it didn't do much good.It only reminded me to check BFC more often!

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"To grow older is inevitable.To grow UP is optional."

Mark W Douglas · Sep 30, 1999

***laugh***giggle***laugh

Oh man, that's really being addicted!
A knife patch

Good one AlaChoctaw ... you may to need to wear it longer than you did, sometimes it takes a while

Mark