Stress is what makes people go postal.
Some easy ways to combat stress are.
Make an helm from aluminum foil,
a cross from the same material
String bulbs of garlic into a necklace and go see VAn Helsing
Switch everybody in the office over to decafe without telling them.
Wait two weeks and switch them back.
Point a hair dryer at cars passing by and shake your head.
Tell the clerk at the conveniant store you have lowered your cholestrol.
Smile real big, while buying two chile cheese dogs
In long lines, grocery store, etc. hold a conversation with your alter ego.
Tell it to go away and neverrr come back.
Complain that the food is fresh.
When ordereing in a drive though window at the fast food place, stress that the order is to GO.
Count your change and reject all the nickles turned the wrong way.
Drag a leash, when some asks if you lost your dog? Say;Dog??
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