Oxymoron

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The best oxymoronic bumper sticker-circumstance I saw was an old station wagon parked on our block. Scruffy, covered with stickers, a real hippiemobile. One prominent sticker was Split Wood, Not Atoms. The day finally came when I stepped outside in time to see this vehicle starting up, spewing thick clouds of black smoke, as it chugged up the street. Maybe they were burning wood ...
 
How about:

one pair
mild enthusiasm
jump seat
rising deficit
tight slacks

And a couple of Tom Swifties for good measure:

"I hate math," Tom added.
"I can lend you the money," Tom said with interest.
"Can I go looking for the Grail again?," Tom requested.
"Hurry and get to the back of the ship," Tom said sternly.
"Look! It's a giant shark," Tom said superficially.
"It's great to be camping," Tom said intently.
and
"The robber is coming down the stairs," Tom said condescendingly.
 
Live Dead
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Partially finished

Incomplete circle

A little pregnant

Controlled chaos

Not really an oxymoron but being this is a sports playoff season (NFL)
"They control their own destiny"

WTF ? :confused:

:D
 
Oxymoron?

I thought that was Keith Olbermann's new brand of laundry detergent.




Oops. Wrong forum. Sorry, Esav. :D
 
Esav Benyamin said:
Those sound like my collection of Self-Defeating Statements:

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I procrastinate too much, but I'm going to change that in a week or so.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
How does a meeting of anarchists get called to order?
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
No sense being pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.
Lord, grant me patience. And Lord, I want it NOW!
I hate all those people who make generalizations.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous.
Don't let impotence ruin your sex life.
I think all extremists should be shot.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Thank God for atheism.
Down with negativity![/
how did you do that...................:eek:
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anticipated serendipity fresh frozen

expected surprise gourmet fast food

fresh raisins Light-Heavyweight

and finally wisdom of Congress
 
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