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That is funny hlee had a good laugh. I am not talking about little kids though, their bug out bag is parents.
A 5yr old on his own would have can opener low on priority.
the p-51 would be better I agree
When I worked at a booze warehouse as the recoup/damages agent I would use mine. The only can opener in the lunchroom, I would loan it to the revolving door new hires(18 to 22yrs average)without instructions and was a lot of fun.
A very few got it right away, some needed training(if I liked them) and some gave up and I would tell them they just were not hungry enough. One even ruined his cheap knife with me watching after failure and some attitude after the comments
. I opened the bottom of his empty can for him AFTER.
They could operate a forklift, fix engines, drive a car........but not a can opener.
Must be the German in me, Lisa Simpson quoted it when Homer was gloating over Ned's Leftorium going bankrupt.
" Schussenfroisen "(don't know the spelling)
means to derive pleasure from someone else's pain or sorrow
I think my whole families humour was based on that phrase.
But we of German descent have always been known for our gentleness and good humour(or lack thereoff)
Oh yeah, I was also the first aid attendant and was known for my bedside manner with the wankers, whingers and whiners. Pull out a glass sliver and bandage and they ask
"Should I take some time off?"
my reply "You bet, we hire every week"
I was called Brad "the butcher" there as well due to my previous trade and my first aid compassion. Anyone with legitimate complaints were treated well and with respect.
I used to call my can opener the litmus test for common sense when I would loan it........ good times!