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Good Evening.
Far be it from me, myself and "the others" to brag, but I knew ParcelLostnFound back when he was a little junior member, just waddling about, aimlessly in the various forums, speaking oddly, annoying just about everyone, and I took pity on the poor creature.
I took him under my rarely washed wing and helped guide him through this maze of rabble we all know as Blade Forums Dot Com.
"Mister Gerbil, how do I get people to like me?" I remember PLnF asking me one midnight evening, sometime around dawn....
"First of all, don't call me 'Mr. Gerbil'. Call me 'Your Highness' instead. Secondly, while we always encourage others to ask questions and speak freely, in your case, others will like you better if you just come here as often as you like, so long as your hands refrain from typing anything. ANYTHING!
Needless to say, PLnF is completely outta control, and is totally unable to keep quiet on any subject, so I was more than just a tad annoyed at our next conversation....
"Mister Highness, I took your advice and didn't say anything to anyone at all, but now there's a cyber lynchmob after me, threatening to burn down the old bus that I live in, and I'm really scared. Hold me, Mister Highness, HOLD ME!!"
"IT'S 'YOUR HIGHNESS!!' SAY IT!"
"Whooopsie... Your Highness...."
"Hmmm... that's better. Well, ParcelLostOhSoFrikkin'Lost, I'm looking at yor name, and since the last time we spoke, I see that you have 1400 additional posts attached to your name, so I find it hard to believe that you took my advice and refrained from typing to anyone."
"That was my dog typing, My Highness"
"It's YOUR Highness!~!!!!!!!!"
"That's what I said!"
Well, to make a ling story short, I joined the cyberlynchmob, found the buss and we toasted marshmallows listening to the soft whimpering in the distance.
Ever since then, ParcelLostnFound has seemed to have come along mightlily, and as I say, far be it from me and the "others" to brag, we take full responsibility for all of his good stuff.
(The bad stuff you can blame on Jim March)
Off to polish my halo,
I remain,
VG
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
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Manifesto of Madness and Optical Illusions
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The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra InstructionalWebsite.
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The Ballistic Knife (a/k/a "The Knife That Shoots) in Action
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Lorena Bobbitski's Cyber-Sex Torture Page
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The Official VG Smiley, Courtesy of Wulfiepooface
Far be it from me, myself and "the others" to brag, but I knew ParcelLostnFound back when he was a little junior member, just waddling about, aimlessly in the various forums, speaking oddly, annoying just about everyone, and I took pity on the poor creature.
I took him under my rarely washed wing and helped guide him through this maze of rabble we all know as Blade Forums Dot Com.
"Mister Gerbil, how do I get people to like me?" I remember PLnF asking me one midnight evening, sometime around dawn....
"First of all, don't call me 'Mr. Gerbil'. Call me 'Your Highness' instead. Secondly, while we always encourage others to ask questions and speak freely, in your case, others will like you better if you just come here as often as you like, so long as your hands refrain from typing anything. ANYTHING!
Needless to say, PLnF is completely outta control, and is totally unable to keep quiet on any subject, so I was more than just a tad annoyed at our next conversation....
"Mister Highness, I took your advice and didn't say anything to anyone at all, but now there's a cyber lynchmob after me, threatening to burn down the old bus that I live in, and I'm really scared. Hold me, Mister Highness, HOLD ME!!"
"IT'S 'YOUR HIGHNESS!!' SAY IT!"
"Whooopsie... Your Highness...."
"Hmmm... that's better. Well, ParcelLostOhSoFrikkin'Lost, I'm looking at yor name, and since the last time we spoke, I see that you have 1400 additional posts attached to your name, so I find it hard to believe that you took my advice and refrained from typing to anyone."
"That was my dog typing, My Highness"
"It's YOUR Highness!~!!!!!!!!"
"That's what I said!"
Well, to make a ling story short, I joined the cyberlynchmob, found the buss and we toasted marshmallows listening to the soft whimpering in the distance.
Ever since then, ParcelLostnFound has seemed to have come along mightlily, and as I say, far be it from me and the "others" to brag, we take full responsibility for all of his good stuff.
(The bad stuff you can blame on Jim March)
Off to polish my halo,
I remain,
VG
------------------
Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
+ + + + + + + + + + +
Odd Pictures at Photopoint
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Manifesto of Madness and Optical Illusions
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra InstructionalWebsite.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Ballistic Knife (a/k/a "The Knife That Shoots) in Action
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Lorena Bobbitski's Cyber-Sex Torture Page
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Official VG Smiley, Courtesy of Wulfiepooface
