Patience is a virtue they say... $%!@

[Heartland_edc]

I have written a haiku to express my slowly growing agony while I wait for my Marauder.

Time moves like a slug

It's raining heavily now

I want my new knife.

Oh new knife... why must you torture me with your absence. Why must you beckon to me in jest? Patience is a virtue... one I'm currently lacking... damn it all. Who else is waiting on knives? Gotta love how the slow passing of time suddenly becomes extremely noticeable. I need some damage mitigation. Share what you're waiting on or laugh at my pain below! Or feel free to lecture me on patience, or my haiku skills lol. I'm happy to accept any of it

 

[Spartan00]

I'm waiting on one to get back from warranty work . I'm 3 weeks in . Not going to bother them because I don't want it rushed through and they've always taken care of me in the past. As bad as I want to send a status check email I'm not . Just going to let them do their thing .

 

[stabman]

I like your haiku
It resonates with my soul
Waiting for things sucks

 

[Muet d'hiver]

Thanks for this good laugh ! Loved the haiku, hope the time flies until you get your knife

 

[Heartland_edc]

I like your haiku
It resonates with my soul
Waiting for things sucks

:thumbup:

 

[Heartland_edc]

Thanks for this good laugh ! Loved the haiku, hope the time flies until you get your knife

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. It really is raining at work today, and this thread is meant as a catalyst for passing the time

 

[WadeWilson]

There should be a stickied official knife haiku thread. I, however, am not creative to think of one at the moment.

 

[stabman]

The knife I hold now
Fills my soul with greatest joy
Now I must get more

 

[WadeWilson]

That's signature material right there. Bravo, sir.

 

[stabman]

That's signature material right there. Bravo, sir.

Glad to be of service.

 

[Charlie Mike]

I been waiting on a few Reese Welland customs I've been waiting on for 3 years. Right now, I'm eager to get my Olamic Terzuola back from REK regrind.

 

[Heartland_edc]

The knife I hold now
Fills my soul with greatest joy
Now I must get more

Hahaha this is perfect!

 

[palonej]

Too funny Heart!!! I remember telling you the 3 week wait would just FLY by.......NOT!!!!!

Is it my imagination or can that Stabby fellow write a little bit?? Great job bro!!

Hang in there Heart!!!
Joe

 

[Heartland_edc]

Too funny Heart!!! I remember telling you the 3 week wait would just FLY by.......NOT!!!!!

Is it my imagination or can that Stabby fellow write a little bit?? Great job bro!!

Hang in there Heart!!!
Joe

After you said that, I remember thinking "ya, he's right... it won't be so bad." ... and now here I am writing haikus about the agony of patience. I do like WadeWilson's idea of starting an official stickied "knife haiku" thread haha. Would definitely be a great form of daily entertainment! (And might also help distract me)

 

[palonej]

Distractions???? While waiting for a sought after blade???? Nope!! No such thing!
Joe


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[EChoil]

For what is haiku?
Even if I thought I could,
I would not write it.

 

[Heartland_edc]

Here, I'll help you write
Five, seven, five, is the key
I like knives. Armpit.

 

[Leftytwogunz]

I been waiting on a few Reese Welland customs I've been waiting on for 3 years. Right now, I'm eager to get my Olamic Terzuola back from REK regrind.

That wasn't haiku
Get with the program Charlie
This my first haiku

 

[madcap_magician]

Been waiting on a Ben Tendick Oregonto for... um, less than a week.

It's nice to get on somebody's list before they become super famous and close their books.

 

[G. Scott H.]

Haiku can be great
Like sands through the hourglass
The knife wait does suck