Peanut

I love african grey parrots too. When I worked on Malabo Island for a year, we used to see flocks of hundreds of them in the evening returning to roost.
I first thought they were bats just because there were so many, but upon getting a closer look, they were grey parrots.

Then one of the locals told me they were sold for 3 dollars each at the market, but he didnt like them because they gave him a stomach ache.
I told him how we, in civilisation, kept them as pets and they cost around $300.
I didnt like that guy much from that day on
 
One day at the pet store an elderly lady walked over to Ren on the parrot playground and told him "Oh, Youre such a pretty, pretty Bird!" and Ren looked down at her and said in a disgusted voice " well....Youre an A-- hole".
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I may be an @hole, too, but that's priceless. :)

John
 
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