Personal grooming with a kukri or axe

[Uncle Bill]

Since Micras have now assumed an important role in self-defense, it would seem only fair to mention the equally important role of kukris, spears, and axes in personal grooming.

Pictures and articles to follow will include:

1. Nose hair trimming with a two-bladed axe.

2. cuticle care with a kukri.

3. An analysis of the Gurkhas' traditional approach to underarm shaving.

4. How to use your spear when you're out of dental floss.

5. Moustache trimming with a tomahawk.

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I don't want my children fed or clothed by the state, but I would prefer THAT to their being educated by the state.

[This message has been edited by Uncle Bill (edited 23 September 1999).]

 

[not2sharp]

Uncle Bill,

I like your topic suggestions... Reminds me a little of my last hiking trip.

Oh yea ... self defense with a Micra ...hmm IMHO your going to need a surgeon to remove it afterwards.

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[C Rushing]

It's all about the Razor Edge ads with the Lumberjack shaving with his axe!!!

 

[clintonsucks]

OK...True Confessions. I've always been too embarrassed to admit this but I manicure my nails and toes with my Sebenza. And... I shave the bunions and dead skin off my feet and elbows with my Civilian. YUK!!!

 

[Uncle Bill]

Coming soon:

Ear wax removal: Ka-Bar vs. Sebenza

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I don't want my children fed or clothed by the state, but I would prefer THAT to their being educated by the state.

 

[Vampire Gerbil]

Sounds like an idea for a new website!!!

By the way, I HAVE killed a wasp (the insect, not the blueblood) with an M-7 attached to an AR-15 before.
Shocked the heck out of BOTH of us!!!!

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Vampire Gerbil: similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 

[Rugger]

This is too funny- I can't be laughing this loud at work! But seriously, I got caught in the bathroom at my former job (financial services publishing- very uptight) picking a piece of broccoli from between my bottom teeth with a Woo. (SAK w/ toothpick was in my briefcase & I was on my way into a meeting) But I'm still not ready to shave w/ an axe...

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Runs With Scissors
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[This message has been edited by Rugger (edited 24 September 1999).]