- Jul 20, 1999
OK, on the lighter side. My wife, although almost perfect, (great apple pie, the reason I married her in the first place), opens mail with her finger! Just stick's it under the flap and tears a big old ragged gash in the envelope! Man I hate it when she does that. I keep several knives in the kitchen nice and sharp for her to use, but she just has no----knife sense! I guess since thats here only fault i just as well keep her around for another fifteen years. Hmmm--maybe she would go for a new custom for our next anniversery!