Phat Azzes and Small Blades.

Aw crap! We're not going to start some freaking group exercise thing where we all take a profile pic of ourselves to show our fatness, train our arses off and then have an after pic are we? I hope not because I am so round and white that you might mistake me for a full moon. :D

Hi... My name is KAAK and I am 1lb overweight.

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:D :p :p :p :D
 
I don't mind a few extra pounds (OBVIOUSLY). I weigh in at 280. I'm 6ft tall. I can put up a considerable amount on bench and leg press 1,100lbs max. A Battle Mistress won't slow me down. I'm training to be a firefighter so I jog and lift weights regularly. I can't understand how anyone can complain about a knife being heavy. This pic is me after running my big azz up Diamond Head on Oahu on the way down. Beautiful view if any of you ever get the chance!
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Swinging 2 EU Mags will get you buffed in no time!!!! Check your Good guy list!!!:D :D

I think it would have to be Cobalt's collection to slow me down if I had to pack all of them around for a day!
 
Nice fish Kaak! I hope you were joking about being overweight! :D I've probably got a hundred pounds on you!
 
My apologies Jason! I'm a little screwy. I can't believe I forgot to add you! I thought I already had the last time I updated. Check it out. No one will miss it!
 
My apologies Jason! I'm a little screwy. I can't believe I forgot to add you! I thought I already had the last time I updated. Check it out. No one will miss it!

Hey, what's the big idea putting him at the top of the list?????? :(
In my best soup nazi voice "no OD for you" :D
 
Swinging 2 EU Mags will get you buffed in no time!!!! Check your Good guy list!!!:D :D

I think it would have to be Cobalt's collection to slow me down if I had to pack all of them around for a day!

I did a considerable amount of work on one of my bigger trees with a Mag my last day off. It was getting more than a little wild on me (the tree growth that is). I did a little work on the edge before hand and that thing just slid right through some of those branches like they were nothing! I love that knife! Regrettedly I didn't take any pictures. I filled up about 4 of those giant edco trashcans though. My arm's still a little sore from a couple hours worth of swinging. I got a little vigorous :D

I don't think I'd want to carry ANY of the big time hog's collections around! :) I'll sacrifice some time to volunteer my services of breaking in any of their knives if they so wish though! :D I know, I'm a real giver!
 
Hey! Gimme a break! :D It's not in any kind of order! Gotta love Seinfeld though :). Check YOUR name. It's the color of Gravelface's Hell Razor :D.
 
:D Jason, I did some research. Your Hell Razor is actually a rare military overrun. It was made for a very small elite special ops unit called: PPU-17 (Pink Panther Unit 17)
 
You mother............that Damned thing is RED!!!!!!!!!! Not Pink!@!! I am passing this curse off to someone else.....they can have the pink HR!!!!!

That was pretty funny though!
 
I try.....:D maybe we could work something out ;) I think my sister would like it!
 
147 lbs? 4 years ago, I had lunches that weighed more than you do:eek: :eek: :eek:

Now I'm down from 350+ to a (trim for me) 224. Lost 16 inches off my waist.

I've always carried at least one pistol and one or two knives. Not uncommon now to pack two pistols and thre sizable blades in the woods.
I always carry too much gear. But I have what I need and then some. But then again, I'm 6'2" and 147lbs. And yes, I eat like a horse but can't gain the weight. I will pack up to 4 or 5 knives and a gun or two with me.

I don't know if this is relevant, as I skimmed through the posts. But if this is a "Get in shape" thread, then I am starting to and thanks for a reminder. :)
 
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