Philosophical Metallurgy and Chocolate

[Tai Goo]

Hey!

I was just sitting in bed waxing my philosophy with carnauba, and having a piece of chocolate, trying not to think,... and I think I might have come up with a whole new field of study for us,… “Philosophical Metallurgy”.

It could be fun!

Mete, Kevin, Chuck, Matt, guys… what do you think, ‘eh?

 

[Matthew Gregory]

What the hell is it with you and chocolate?

If a bar of chocolate falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Contemplate the sound of opening a bar of chocolate with one hand...

If we place a bar of chocolate in a box, does the bar of chocolate have flavor, or even continue to exist? Schrodinger's Chocolate?

 

[Tai Goo]

The difference between men and women is that,... to men chocolate is just another snack.

 

[sunshadow]

I drink, therefore I am?



existential suicide: I don't think so . . .

seriously, could be interesting.

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[Tai Goo]

No seriously,... metal is a form of matter,... right? And all matter follows the same laws of physics. People are also made up of matter, and so is chocolate... so if we can figure out metal,... we can figure people AND chocolate out... lots of other stuff too!

Doesn't that make good logic?

 

[Matthew Gregory]

"By believing passionately in (chocolate) that still does not exist, we create it. The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired. "
Franz Kafka

"And what, Socrates, is the food of the soul? Surely, I said, (chocolate) is the food of the soul. "
Plato

"It is not living that matters, but chocolate. "
Socrates

"You better cut the chocolate in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. "
Yogi Berra

 

[Sam Salvati]

I know plenty of people I would like to heat in a fire and hammer LOL

 

[Tai Goo]

Here's the paradox...

I think therefore, I am not chocolate...

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Here's the paradox...

I think therefore, I am not chocolate...

That's funny as hell!

...maybe we are chocolate, dreaming we are men dreaming of chocolate...

 

[Charles Vestal]

You can temper steel
You can temper chocolate
And man has a temper

I think Tai may be on to something

 

[Tai Goo]

I drink, therefore I am?



existential suicide: I don't think so . . .

seriously, could be interesting.

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You drink, therefore you don't think.

Therefore...

What for?

 

[Tai Goo]

You can temper steel
You can temper chocolate
And man has a temper

I think Tai may be on to something

...And I was tying my hardest not to think.

 

[Sam Salvati]

Here's the paradox...

I think therefore, I am not chocolate...

Who's to say chocolate doesn't think? Isn't it a bit elitist to think that humans are the only things who think?:barf:

 

[Matthew Gregory]

To be, or not to be...

What was the question?

 

[Tai Goo]

Who's to say chocolate doesn't think? Isn't it a bit elitist to think that humans are the only things who think?:barf:

You won that one Sam! I concede the point...

 

[Matthew Gregory]

What was the prize for winning, Tai?

 

[mete]

I can say that the chocolate I eat doesn't scream when I bite into it !! And those chopped almonds remind me of carbides in a matrix of chocolate ! ...We have to find a chocolate maker who will make chocolate anvils and hammers !

 

[Matthew Gregory]

I can't believe I just did a google search for a friggin' chocolate anvil!

 

[Tai Goo]

What was the prize for winning, Tai?

Here's the prize Matt!

“Chocolate thinks,... therefore metal thinks.”

How could you miss that one?

Therefore...

What for?

 

[Will Leavitt]

Chocolate damascus using white/dark/milk chocolate?