Plan to sterilize population through water supply

Well, Rush Limbaugh said that's the way to go so I believe it. So, put that in your pipe and smoke it!
 
They ALL do it.

I am not saying the right is satanic for doing it and the left either doesn't do it or is angelic for doing it, I'm saying they both do it and in both cases it is a form of lying and I believe neither side or their propagandists.

I agree. One needs a pretty strong filter to get to the meat of anything these days. The politicians and their pundits have done a great job of polarizing the citizens of this country so that there is no clear consensus for them to adhere to. This allows them to execute their extreme agendas with complete disregard for our best interests.

All of us average Joe's need to meet in the middle, run the current politicians out of town (bring a semi-sharp guillotine along just in case they are stupid enough to resist), and elect new representatives who will run the country based on the agenda referred to as our Constitution.

If I was President.... :p
 
MUAHAHAHAHA, I have fooled them again with my privately driven well!!!!
They said it was witchery, but I winnnnnnn! I win!!!!!
 
So i woke up this morning to find Beaver walking back to the computer wearing this:

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I was very confused as to why she was wearing that and holding the spoons. Then i realized she was reading this thread. It all made sense after that.

apparently, by the looks of her shirt she's assumed some sort of leadership role in the tin foil hat club.

You have a daughter named Beaver?
 
You have a daughter named Beaver?

Yea..... you can't see the flat, grillmarked tail in that pic.:D

It's just a nick name.

We have Kaela-Bear, Kam-Chum and Beaver.

You have to give your kids demeaning, embarrassing nick names or else they grow up to be serial killers.
 
I agree. One needs a pretty strong filter to get to the meat of anything these days. The politicians and their pundits have done a great job of polarizing the citizens of this country so that there is no clear consensus for them to adhere to. This allows them to execute their extreme agendas with complete disregard for our best interests.

All of us average Joe's need to meet in the middle, run the current politicians out of town (bring a semi-sharp guillotine along just in case they are stupid enough to resist), and elect new representatives who will run the country based on the agenda referred to as our Constitution.

If I was President.... :p

Oh, so we're still seriously discussing this thread?
 
Oh but just imagine the wonderful patina you could get on a 1095 version.

Even better, 1095 guillotine blades coated in "tactical pink"- with a big ol' happyface logo painted on them. To help put a brighter spin on the "cleansing". You get decapitated with a pink, happy blade, and you go to meet St. Peter with a big smile on your face. :thumbup:
 
Even better, 1095 guillotine blades coated in "tactical pink"- with a big ol' happyface logo painted on them. To help put a brighter spin on the "cleansing". You get decapitated with a pink, happy blade, and you go to meet St. Peter with a big smile on your face. :thumbup:

Remember, you can't have manslaughter with out laughter.:thumbup:
 
My ex-wife had a boss and her boss named her daughter "Holiday." Which is great until you realize the last name was "Slaughter." :D
 
Even better, 1095 guillotine blades coated in "tactical pink"- with a big ol' happyface logo painted on them. To help put a brighter spin on the "cleansing". You get decapitated with a pink, happy blade, and you go to meet St. Peter with a big smile on your face. :thumbup:

That would not even surprise me. It would somehow be turned into some sort of glamorous trend.
 
Shocking proposals to mass sterilize the population by artificially medicating municipal water supplies

Its well-known that the Saudis don't drink municipal water, which explains this Top Secret CIA photo of Obama sterilizing Saudi King Abdullah in a private ceremony conducted in accordance with Sharia Law. It is all starting to make sense now:

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You have to give your kids demeaning, embarrassing nick names or else they grow up to be serial killers.

I guess Im safe then! My grandfather named me "Tommy"
My name is not Thomas or any derivitive of that.
He called me "Tommy" after the Alabama nickname for a Dung Beetle (tommy roller). I was a bit of a "storyteller" in my youth and apparently he took great amusement at my ability to roll my sh!t into tight little balls! LOL! :p

BTW whats yalls favorite brand of tin foil, I wanna buy some stock in that!
But dont forget the CIA had a plan to drug Castro so his beard would fall out.
The Navy did have a "Philidelphia Experiment".
And if you dont believe in bigfoot let me send you one of my shoes!
The trouble with conspiracies is they are 90% true, but the last 10% can vary drastically.
 
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Alabama is the only place I know of that folks don't believe we put a man on the moon but do believe in professional wrestling.
 
You must really be young and not know the old CB lingo if you named your kid Beaver.
 
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