Please help me...

Ferret

Ferret

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I can't find my own butt with both hands! What knife should I get?
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Gee! I don't know which would be best, but I don't think yao should carry it in your hip pocket!
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Mike
 
I need another hint. What is the knife for?

BTW: I don't see how the knife will help you find your butt.
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[This message has been edited by not2sharp (edited 10-23-2000).]
 
Ferret - a little clarification would help us guide you in the right direction.

First, do you prefer a fixed or folding blade?
What is your price range?
How big are your hands?
How big is your butt?

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I have a pat answer for these questions.
Chainsaw or stump grinder.
 
I'm a little concerned here having purchased a knife from Ferret. Just where has this knife been and why did he sell it?

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What kind of knife to help you find your own butt? Why a very large bowie knife, or maybe just a big serrated bread knife.

What you want to do is to rapidly cut off your head, grasp it with both hands, and pass it around behind your body. That should allow you to see and kiss your butt goodbye one last time. Good-luck!
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You need the new 'Democratic Party Commemorative.' It comes dull, so guys that don't know how to sharpen won't feel inferior. A gender equity committee will help you find your butt. It's made in Arkansas, but it is shipped from New York. The price is always more than from the private sector. There's a 7 day waiting period, but they always lie about when they shipped it. However, it saves the children...OKG
 
Excellent answers, keep 'em coming. I conjured this one up late last night while waiting for an email and forgot about it until just then, made myself LOL which ain't bad going!
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Originally posted by the lost one:

I can't find my own butt with both hands! What knife should I get?
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If you can't find your a$$ with both hands what qualifies you to possess a knife (may it be a folder or fixed blade)?

I would think that you'd first form a search party to assist your with the recovery of you aft body section! Unless, the reason that you can't find your "a$$"....... See Pic below

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[This message has been edited by GigOne (edited 10-23-2000).]
 
Nice one!
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The award must be given out on a daily basis! I did send a search party but they got lost there heh heh.
 
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