Please name ONE thing this knife can't do ... Thank you

BrotherJim

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USA 6137 CV Case Sod Buster Jr. Peach Seed Jig Amber Bone

Please name ONE thing this knife can't do ...
** And post a picture OF THE KNIFE I'd need for it **

Traditional knives only ... and If you'd like to post a picture of YOUR knife for an already named use, please go ahead and do of course
Thank you :)

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I'll name two things it can' do.
1) make baby knives with any of the cutlery you store it with when not in use.
2) teleport itself to someone elses pocket.
3) Peel a live unsedated and unrestrained wild Griz.
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Like it says in the OP that you read ...
** And post a picture OF THE KNIFE I'd need for it **
... 'cause I'd like to see a picture of your knife that can do those things
 
Can’t saw wood:



Can’t open le bottle o fine wine! 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏻

Oh, yes it can!

I’m not a drinker, and don’t recommend this, but I saw somebody do it once. He used the blade to score around the neck of the bottle just under the top (like a glass cutter), then rapidly and repeatedly slid the back of the knife along the neck of the bottle, smacking it into the thick part at the top until the glass broke along the score mark. He rinsed out any small glass bits with water before removing the cork all the way.
 
It Cannot win ugliest knife of the week, too pretty for that. It cannot be shown in micarta Mondays. It can be shown in tandem with a nice bone handled knife from Horsewright, Dave Ferry. Now that would be a combo.
 
I don't think it could write a letter as smoothly as a ball point pen. Can't show off a "hangman's noose" fob. Can't file the "burr" off my chronically-split thumbnail. Shouldn't drive a Philips screw. Can't trim paper or cloth as precisely as a scissors. (I don't know how to use a SBJr as a bottle opener, although I've heard it can be done.) My EDC Minichamp can do all those things, and SO much more!!

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But I LOVE your SBJr; I have one just like it!
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- GT
 
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