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idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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3:00am... what was it?:eek: a strange noise coming from the shop. jerry sits straight up in bed and inSTINKly grabs for his 50bmg desert eagle. dressed in his easter outfit (a pink rabbit suit with fluffy feet and floopy ears) he stealthly sneeks out to the shop. looking down he see's the lock broken and a small glimmer of light shining from under the door. he sloooooowly starts to turn the knob... the door opens slowly about a half inch and he
 
Looks through the opening, and with a feeling of shock realizes that his wares are being probed, and prodded by little green men lookig to steal the secret INFI formula. Suddenley with a thunderous roar Jerry
 
...peers through the crack. Scarcly able to believe what he sees, he rubs his eyes, shakes his head and looks again. Sure enough, the INFI pile is missing steel:eek:. His keen hearing detects the sound of grinders, (barely audible over the thumping roar in his ears from Carling Black Ice ;) ). As he stealthily...
 
slips on some Flitz and falls to the floor.

The Desert Eagle, in a graceful arc, ascends, descends, and almost cracks our erstwhile Easter Bunny's egg. Dazed, he looks up, and locks eyes with the hideous green apparition that was ransacking his INFI stash, only these eyes are slowly filling with ...
 
As he scrambles to his feet, they become entangled in the 300 feet of anchor chain with which all DEs come equipped. The weapon discharges with a thunderous roar, startling the odoriferous jade apparition.
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
tossing the entangled eagle away he smartly grabs for his hide out gun, a vintage
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derringer hidden between the floppy bunny ears on his slippers... As he points the deceptively diminutive piece, he realizes
 
that he can't resist scratching the terrible itch between his shoulders. Reaching around, wrestling with himself, he feels a
 
...wonders what the hell he is doing dressed up in a pink fluffy bunny costume at 3pm in the afternoon! "Yowza! What a night that must have been!"...

What do I win?
 
Originally posted by Evolute
that he can't resist scratching the terrible itch between his shoulders. Reaching around, wrestling with himself, he feels a
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cold hand tapping him on his back, he looks around and see's that now he has company. surrounded he lets out a screaming ninja yell as he throws himself in to a flying back flip. he lands in a crouching position in the center of his shop, one hand leveling the derringer at the green men and the other with fingers of steel held in a "rip your heart out position"
with a ferocious look on his face he still looks a little strange wearing his bunny nighty with ears still flopping from his acrobatic leap. then he hears it.... a muffled woman's voice coming from behind the coat locker. he unlatches the door and finds
 
Shaggi, dressed up as an easter egg. Wielding a samuri sword, gaurding a large fridge full of CBL.
 
surprized by the sight of this frightful large egg jerry freaks and looses the grip on his derringer. reacting quickly he grabs a sh1 and blindly slashes out. the tip bearly nicks the tie holding the bottom on the large egg:cool:
with the bottom of the egg showing jerry grins and runs back to do battle with the green infi thieves. taking the back route through the grinding room jerry catches the babe with her hands in
 
The cookie jar, where they keep the glock 17/w hicap, "just incase"
As Jerry rushes by her she tosses him the pistol just in time as the theives come running in. Jerry racks a round and starts lighting them up like a Christmas tree. He then turns to Kassi and yells...
 
INFIDELS! INFIDELS! The shots fired at the green Infindels are soaked into their greasy body masses with ill effect. The small ransackers let out a high-pitched squeal of delight at Jerry's inability to stop them. Jerry drops the gun, and shifts his eyes to the display case to his left. A manical grin takes over his face and he punches through the glass of the display case. With one bloody hand he reaches in and grabs the haft of one of his first Kensais. Dripping crimson rage, he walks . . . .
 
Originally posted by Burchtree
Dripping crimson rage, he walks . . . .
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and then slips in a puddle of said Crimson rage. Rendered flat on his back, one thought suddenly echos through Jerry's brain:
 
Originally posted by thatmguy
over and smacks Guy for posting 6 hours too late.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....
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Good to see the edit notice! ;)

Remember, I am always 6 hrs too late!:D
 
If I'm going to spend so much time and energy at stopping these thieves, I'm going to need some beer. He yells to shaggi to stop guarding the fridge and to bring him a cold one. She runs over with the beer, and thats when it happened. They swarm the now unguarded fridge and steal sixteen cases of the good stuff. Jerry then becomes furious. He takes a battle mistress out and chops the limbs off each and every one of those beer stealing thugs....
 
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