please take turns and finish this story for me

But to Jerrys dismay the limbs grow back, now what do I do thinks Jerry, as one of the little green bastids sneaks up behind Jerry and puts on his head the mind control helmet.
 
he tosses the helmet off and it lands on kassi's head! laughing he heads back to bed knowing that the gals will clean up the guts and limbs in the morning. as he turns off the lights and leaves the shop his face turns a cold gray... there in the parking lot is the MOTHER SHIP!:eek: :eek:
the wasted beings behind him were just midgets compared to the giant aliens coming from the ramp of the ship!
running back inside he looked frantically for the monster machete he was making for 1whoporks, (rats he thinks) it was just a paper mache mock up for "show"
shaggi was just pulling up the bottom of her egg and finishing the last of the suds as jerry screamed
 
LOOK OUT, as he reached inside his Bunny suit and pulls out the latest top Secret INFI creation the INFI Shuriken. He throws the Shuriken like Old Nolan throws a Baseball and sticks the Shuriken in the head of the alien that was about to take Kassis suds away and then
 
fumbles with the zipper on the stupid bunny suit that jennifer makes him wear when she's in "the mood". DAMNED ZIPPER (he thinks) he dashes back past the showcase grabbing an old
 
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fumbles with the zipper on the stupid bunny suit that jennifer makes him wear when she's in "the mood". DAMNED ZIPPER (he thinks) he dashes back past the showcase grabbing an old
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battery powered "fun" toy and says...."Prepare to be PROBED you little bastard"...but then........
 
four mice crawl up his leg armed with INFI teeth and claws.
He shakes them off and throws them, thier brains splattering all over the place. In a rush of rage he eats the mice guts gets in his honda and speeds to the local gun store to pick up a few things. While he's there he realizes the mexican food he had for dinner isnt treating him too good, while he's in the bathroom....
 
isnt treating him too good, while he's in the bathroom....
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...he realizes that Kassi stole all of the wipey goods in town to go and TP the mother ship that has blocked her parking spot.
Frantically, he uses page 15-23 of latest issue of Cosmo and races out to help her...
 
While he's there he realizes the mexican food he had for dinner isnt treating him too good, while he's in the bathroom....
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he gives a whole new meaning to "montezuma's revenge". Through gasps of stench he wonders what this "nuclearrhea" would do to the alien. He also thinks he might know how to save money on the new desert brown finish, when suddenly....
 
a white frieghtliner hits the muffler that fell off his car and careens in to a small gasoline tank farm blowing up most of ohio! shaking off his noodle he climbs back in his supercharged honda and heads back to do battle. he skids sideways in to his lot and leaps through the back window to his main office finding kassi and one of the aliens doing the
 
the Macarena, As Jerry rushes towards the alien ready to deliver a double leg take down Kasi says wait they are not here to harm us, they just Want to learn the Secret of INFI so thier ships can handle Higher reentry temps. And with that Jerry Kasi, and the little green Bastids start drawing up blueprints for the Busse mother ship.
 
Eric Isaacson, because he fancied it the mother(ship) of all variants. Upset at the loss that all INFI hogs know well, the green guys
 
adopted him and that my friends is why porkerson has his silly sh1t eating grin!


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And Jerry, Jennifer, Kassi, Shaggi, Eric, and the green aliens all lived happily ever after.

THE END

--Mike
 
They dug through their archives and sent me this picture of Jerry in the pink suit with the bunny feet...
:D :rolleyes: ;)



Edited to add: "#@!%&%!!!! Pictures won't post...
I'll send it to Eric, maybe he can post it...:grumpy:
 
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