Please Wear Protective Goggles While Viewing These Pics!!! (Beater Green G-10, YUCK!)

Jerry Busse said:
donutsrule,

I was worried about your mental state after reading this. . .. but then I noted your location in your profile and it all makes sense now!!!! :eek: :D

I think you may have found the knife that you've been waiting for. . . .as long as you've been waiting for one that looks like a pickle!!! :eek: :D

Jerry
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It's ... just ... calling to me! :eek: :D
 
BTW, if you find yourself stuck with a bunch of that ugly green G-10, I could take some of it off your hands and test my nearly non-existent skills at fashioning some handles/scales.

Heck, I'll even pay shipping. :D
 
donutsrule said:
BTW, if you find yourself stuck with a bunch of that ugly green G-10, I could take some of it off your hands and test my nearly non-existent skills at fashioning some handles/scales.

Heck, I'll even pay shipping. :D
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You, my friend, are good people. . . . Insane. . but good!!!! :eek: :D ;)
 
Okay... I gotta ask...

Did they describe this stuff over the phone? lol Just trying to figure out how someone could create this "material" and released it to the public :barf: :confused:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Okay... I gotta ask...

Did they describe this stuff over the phone? lol Just trying to figure out how someone could create this "material" and released it to the public :barf: :confused:
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Well, it doesn't quite fit the description that we were given :eek: :eek: :confused: :barf:

Jerry :D
 
I like it, I like it alot!! GREEN is MY favorite color!! I'd buy it if I had the funds!!!
 
I see it now.

"Jerry's Ugly material Clearinghouse" We only sell what hurts!

Of course you could sell "Busse's not so great Idea Items" too.
 
Jerry Busse said:
Well, it doesn't quite fit the description that we were given :eek: :eek: :confused: :barf:

Jerry :D
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right, so you didn't pay for it because it wasn't what you wanted. furthermore, to make things right they gave you the other handles for free. So really, you should give us a 20 doller rebate on the regular handles and the GREEN FUGLIES for FREEEEEEEE!!! :) :) :)
 
After much web searching and digging through obscure tomes of magic & mayhem, I found the recipe for this nauseating $HIT that Jerry is trying to shill on the hogs:
  1. put 15,000 gallons of lime green Gator-Ade in a beer distillery vat. Be sure to drink the beer first.
  2. add enough waste from the Hanford, WA nuclear depository to fill the vat. Powder the top of the load with with a half-ton of sulphur chromate, and 50 pounds each of US FDA Yellow #14 and Green #15449039.
  3. reduce over medium-high heat to one pint volume.
  4. add fibers from Przewalski horse droppings sifted through a sieve woven of Cubanos smoke gathered downwind from Wauseon, OH.
  5. stir with the horn of a unicorn until the fibers are uniformly coated and no longer try to crawl out of the vat. At the proper consistency, the fibers should form a single uniform bar of dark color across the middle of the mass.
  6. pack the resulting mud-textured substance into a mold in the shape of a urinal from the Third Pavillion of The Forbidden City, Beijing.
  7. compress under the combined weight of all the sumo wrestlers competing in this year's Grand Final tournament until completely dry.
  8. pry resulting bar from the mold with the jawbone of an ass (lawyers and politicians being primary candidates) and dust liberally with powdered fog dredged up off Point Reyes on February 30, 1862 or '63.
  9. christen with 2 and 1/2 drops Johnny Walker Blue from the bottom of the bottle and all the water you pass from drinking the rest of the bottle.
  10. bake in a 1,500 degree centigrade oven until you get nauseous from the vaporous green glow leaking around the edges of the oven door and your mother-in-law starts looking good to you.
  11. cool to room temp between the palms of a 19-year-old virgin girlchild (yeah .... like we could find one of those :rolleyes: ) sitting on The Intihuatana Stone at the Machu Picchu ruins.
  12. wrap in silk and flattened CBL cans for the half-life of Carbon-14
  13. unwrap on The Stump Of Death by the Busse shop under the full moon of August in the presence of all O.I.N.K. inductees, the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant, and Machiavelli's kinder gentler thought (note singular).
  14. find a bunch of unsuspecting blind idjits (that'd be us, eh? ;) ) and pass it off on them before they figure out what kind of "pig in a poke" you've unloaded on them.
  15. carjack an appropriately fast car (a Lamborghini Diablo or Murcielago, Bugatti EB110, Ferrari Enzo, or McClaren F1 comes to mind) and skip town at an exceedingly high rate of speed
  16. laugh all the way to the bank
  17. never look back - - - - - - - - - - - - - - No Regrets!!!
 
RokJok, you have too much time on your hands, you should be at the county bldg. pushing that shop permit through so you can get busy!

:D
 
Waaaaaait a minute... RokJok, who on earth is going to believe that. You totally forgot about the swatch of Bigfoot's hair for strength. Duhhhhh!!! :rolleyes:

:D
 
RokJok said:
After much web searching and digging through obscure tomes of magic & mayhem, I found the recipe for this nauseating $HIT that Jerry is trying to shill on the hogs:
  1. put 15,000 gallons of lime green Gator-Ade in a beer distillery vat. Be sure to drink the beer first.
  2. add enough waste from the Hanford, WA nuclear depository to fill the vat. Powder the top of the load with with a half-ton of sulphur chromate, and 50 pounds each of US FDA Yellow #14 and Green #15449039.
  3. reduce over medium-high heat to one pint volume.
  4. add fibers from Przewalski horse droppings sifted through a sieve woven of Cubanos smoke gathered downwind from Wauseon, OH.
  5. stir with the horn of a unicorn until the fibers are uniformly coated and no longer try to crawl out of the vat. At the proper consistency, the fibers should form a single uniform bar of dark color across the middle of the mass.
  6. pack the resulting mud-textured substance into a mold in the shape of a urinal from the Third Pavillion of The Forbidden City, Beijing.
  7. compress under the combined weight of all the sumo wrestlers competing in this year's Grand Final tournament until completely dry.
  8. pry resulting bar from the mold with the jawbone of an ass (lawyers and politicians being primary candidates) and dust liberally with powdered fog dredged up off Point Reyes on February 30, 1862 or '63.
  9. christen with 2 and 1/2 drops Johnny Walker Blue from the bottom of the bottle and all the water you pass from drinking the rest of the bottle.
  10. bake in a 1,500 degree centigrade oven until you get nauseous from the vaporous green glow leaking around the edges of the oven door and your mother-in-law starts looking good to you.
  11. cool to room temp between the palms of a 19-year-old virgin girlchild (yeah .... like we could find one of those :rolleyes: ) sitting on The Intihuatana Stone at the Machu Picchu ruins.
  12. wrap in silk and flattened CBL cans for the half-life of Carbon-14
  13. unwrap on The Stump Of Death by the Busse shop under the full moon of August in the presence of all O.I.N.K. inductees, the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant, and Machiavelli's kinder gentler thought (note singular).
  14. find a bunch of unsuspecting blind idjits (that'd be us, eh? ;) ) and pass it off on them before they figure out what kind of "pig in a poke" you've unloaded on them.
  15. carjack an appropriately fast car (a Lamborghini Diablo or Murcielago, Bugatti EB110, Ferrari Enzo, or McClaren F1 comes to mind) and skip town at an exceedingly high rate of speed
  16. laugh all the way to the bank
  17. never look back - - - - - - - - - - - - - - No Regrets!!!
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LMOA!!!!! Classic!!!! Thanks for making me blow beer through my nose!!!!

Jerry


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RokJok said:
After much web searching and digging through obscure tomes of magic & mayhem, I found the recipe for this nauseating $HIT that Jerry is trying to shill on the hogs:
  1. put 15,000 gallons of lime green Gator-Ade in a beer distillery vat. Be sure to drink the beer first.
  2. add enough waste from the Hanford, WA nuclear depository to fill the vat. Powder the top of the load with with a half-ton of sulphur chromate, and 50 pounds each of US FDA Yellow #14 and Green #15449039.
  3. reduce over medium-high heat to one pint volume.
  4. add fibers from Przewalski horse droppings sifted through a sieve woven of Cubanos smoke gathered downwind from Wauseon, OH.
  5. stir with the horn of a unicorn until the fibers are uniformly coated and no longer try to crawl out of the vat. At the proper consistency, the fibers should form a single uniform bar of dark color across the middle of the mass.
  6. pack the resulting mud-textured substance into a mold in the shape of a urinal from the Third Pavillion of The Forbidden City, Beijing.
  7. compress under the combined weight of all the sumo wrestlers competing in this year's Grand Final tournament until completely dry.
  8. pry resulting bar from the mold with the jawbone of an ass (lawyers and politicians being primary candidates) and dust liberally with powdered fog dredged up off Point Reyes on February 30, 1862 or '63.
  9. christen with 2 and 1/2 drops Johnny Walker Blue from the bottom of the bottle and all the water you pass from drinking the rest of the bottle.
  10. bake in a 1,500 degree centigrade oven until you get nauseous from the vaporous green glow leaking around the edges of the oven door and your mother-in-law starts looking good to you.
  11. cool to room temp between the palms of a 19-year-old virgin girlchild (yeah .... like we could find one of those :rolleyes: ) sitting on The Intihuatana Stone at the Machu Picchu ruins.
  12. wrap in silk and flattened CBL cans for the half-life of Carbon-14
  13. unwrap on The Stump Of Death by the Busse shop under the full moon of August in the presence of all O.I.N.K. inductees, the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant, and Machiavelli's kinder gentler thought (note singular).
  14. find a bunch of unsuspecting blind idjits (that'd be us, eh? ;) ) and pass it off on them before they figure out what kind of "pig in a poke" you've unloaded on them.
  15. carjack an appropriately fast car (a Lamborghini Diablo or Murcielago, Bugatti EB110, Ferrari Enzo, or McClaren F1 comes to mind) and skip town at an exceedingly high rate of speed
  16. laugh all the way to the bank
  17. never look back - - - - - - - - - - - - - - No Regrets!!!
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ok...thats good...and this is coming from a rapid fire bullsh1t artist who on his better days has been compared to dennis miller (still don't know if it was a complement or not...)
 
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