Pokey's Getting Her CCW. . . What Brand Of Body Armor Should I Wear????

Aww, come on now Jerry, it's easy to stay safe once Pokey gets her CCW without needing any body armor as follows:
New schedule for Bossman safety... day shift = Pokey, drunk night/weekend shift = Janitor ;)

But what I don't understand, is how with all that INFI laying around you don't have an INFI body armor already made... :confused: or do you? :p

 
Boss, just try the gummy bears and whatnot to see what'll work, once you find it turn Pokey into your bodyguard! I'd be really happy with a bodyguard like that, the potential aggressors would just stare at Pokey and salivate, and you could just chop them up with your edc B11 and they would not even notice! (And maybe sponsor some range time to make sure that if it comes to that the bullets go where they were intended to go)

Pokey, congrats!
 
offer her $1 for each consecutive day she doesn't shoot you as a quarterly bonus.
If she shoots you, the bonus amount starts over from $0 the day you get out of the hospital.
 
Drink a few cans and make armor?

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M67 said:
She probably can't handle more than a .22, so maybe go prison style and get some phone books as a vest.

You'll be okay.

The real question is why Ohio would issue a permit to someone like Pokey :eek:
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Woah, no wonder she threw a shoe at you.:foot:
 
I'm a huge proponent of anticipatory self-defense. Buy her a one-way ticket to Katmandu and call it an early b-day gift.
 
Pokey when you start carrying, will this affect how you meet men in a positive or negative way? I am just thinking out loud...If I were a guy and I came across an attractive gal such as yourself and notice your fire power I might be kinda scared..maybe...or maybe I would be even more interested..:D

.....I am sure M67 will be giving his two cents on this one. :D
 
Lexi said:
Pokey when you start carrying, will this affect how you meet men in a positive or negative way? I am just thinking out loud...If I were a guy and I came across an attractive gal such as yourself and notice your fire power I might be kinda scared..maybe...or maybe I would be even more interested..:D

.....I am sure M67 will be giving his two cents on this one. :D
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LOL I think it will work in a positive way :thumbup: It will make all those guy who want to pull their "awesome" moves on me think twice ;) If there is a guy who is scared of a girl with a gun, I don't want him :D M67 will put his two cents in i'm sure.... let's wait for it :rolleyes:
 
I don't know about M67, but I think that beautiful women who love knives and pack heat are awesomely HOT!!!
 
im not sure you can get the kind of armor you need as a civilian. maybe check with an unexploded ordanance team. best of luck boss
 
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