Polite Knife -bending the rules

[shecky]

Does cutting with your prybar count as abuse???

This may be the funniest comment I've ever read on bladeforums.

 

[meanoldbobber]

It's only abuse if you try to cut a pig in half with it.

 

[Jesse_A]

I also find this technique works well.

Seeing a knife is a very traumatic event for a sheeple. If they are given warning, it allows them to prepare themselves to properly handle the fear they experience as soon as they see me take my leatherman micra out of my pocket and flick open its massive 1" blade.

If they ask any questions, I politely let them know that I've been officially certified to use up to 1.5", so they need not worry about their safety.

What's funny is I ACTUALLY (in a sense) have been certified to use knives up to 4" in length. As a Boy Scout we get our "Totin' Chip" cards which let us use our knives and axes. If any of you were in BSA you could just carry around your Totin' Chip card in your wallet and whip it out and show it to people when they ask about your knife.

 

[Bill1170]

Does cutting with your prybar count as abuse???

Now that's funny, right there!

 

[RATlover]

Does cutting with your prybar count as abuse???

I was surprised at how long it took for someone to say something, I thought it was hilarious!

 

[jakemex]

spine whacking with a pry bar is abuse

 

[stabman]

spine whacking with a pry bar is abuse

Yes, one should take care of their spine.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

And if you whack someone in the spine with a pry bar that's not just abuse--it's assault!

 

[stabman]

And if you whack someone in the spine with a pry bar that's not just abuse--it's assault!

You're right...
Quick, ban assault bars!!! Think of the children!!!