POLL .. KNIFE ADDICTS ONLY NEED APPLY!

Mark W Douglas

Mark W Douglas

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Just a simple YES if you are a knife addict. An knife addict is: One who sleeps, eats, & drinks knives / one who knows he or she will never be cured / & last but not least, besides faith and family, knives come first!
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Non-knife addicts need not apply
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I'll start with a simple: YES

Mark


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" Knife Collectors Are Sharp People - Most of the time that is! "
 
I guess I have to say no since I've never eaten a knife.
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Ryan

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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Romans 6:23


 
Hrmm... to the best of my knowledge I do not sleep with knives... I hope not anyway. Maybe somewhere out there a little Gerber EZ-Out is pregnant.
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-Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
Yes. I plan on mounting a knife on my bed, just in case anyone breaks in. I eat and drink knives 'cause I rarely wash my hands after sharpening (unless the only thing around is a oil stone). I want to be buried with a new knife far more than I want to be buried in a new suit. I just decided not to get the car I really wanted 'cause I would rather spend the money on custom knives.

I think I meet all those criteria.

--JB

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e_utopia@hotmail.com
 
Yes

Comrade Chang, it is possible to sleep with knives, I sleep with two every night!!!! My BF Native and a REKAT Carnivour spend their nights clipped to my shorts. And no comments about the Spyderco hole either!!!
 
Originally posted by Mark W Douglas:
Errrr, I said only knife addicts need apply and with a simple yes! No no's are aloud here
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Mark
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Well excuuuussse me!!!
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If I can go with e_utopia's definition of eating knives, I guess I'm in, so, okay, YES.

Ryan




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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Romans 6:23


 
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YES!!
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there to correct him, is he still wrong?
 
YES!

I sleep with a bayonet at the head of the bed. (I get irritable if people wake me when I'd rather not get up.)

It's 20 1/2 inches, t-section, with L.Deny Paris 1878 engraved in a beautiful script on the top of the blade.

Alongside my computer is a bolo, 14" long, about 3/16" thick, marked PLUMB PHILA 1917, with the ordnance symbol. A mere child compared to the bayonet, but comforting.
 
Oh, I'm a total freak man. Every knife purchase I make, custom and production, is really just to accent and accessorize my BM 705. And I'm a professional counselor for crying out loud! Cracky.
 
is knife eating anything like sword swollowing? oh I use my knife as a tooth pick and lick the icing off it when i cut cake, i have a nic big sword next to my bed for the things that go bump in the knight. Yes you might say i am addicted.

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a man is no fool to give up that which he cannot keep to gain what he cannever lose.
 
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