POLL .. KNIFE ADDICTS ONLY NEED APPLY!

Hrmm... I had to divorce my Gerber EZ-Out. I found out that it was sleeping with my friend. Actually, that was because I sold it to him, but that doesn't give him the right to sleep with it! Then I found out that it was sleeping with my friend's mother too! Actually, that was because she "confiscated it because it was a weapon". I guess my Gerber EZ-Out ['s locking mechanism] is just really loose. Oh well, I wasn't being completely honest with it as well, I was sleeping with its best friend, the Buck Mentor.

-Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
I eat, sleep, dream and sh!t knives, my woman is pretty cheesed!!

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Hunting? Don't be a wise guy, what do you hunt with a knife?

Name it!
 
Yes.... yes... yes.... maybe.... yes. Okay. I am a knife addict.

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EdRozen-On the cutting edge of finding out what the cutting edge is....
 
YES
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I sleep with a LTC kukri within arm's reach, so,

YES
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"Come What May..."
 
I sleep with at least one of my knives, carry them with me when I bathe, **** and... just about every second of every day, I dream about them and play with them everyday. However, my knives only come in after God, family, studies and basic human survival requirements. And though I eat my meals with my knives in attendance, I have not eaten or drunk any of my knives yet. Do I still qualify?
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BTW, does imbibing or ingesting knives have any medicinal value? I'm just afraid that if it's not fully digested, I may have some trouble with my bowel movement the next day.
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Mark,
That's not really possible is it?? To think too much about knives?

Steelwolf; Us knifemakers ingest (ifwe're not careful) lots of steeldust. I don't think we will ever suffer Iron Deficiency Anemia.

A resounding yes!!!

Gary Bradburn www.toptexknives.com/bradburn.htm
 
Harley Battle Bowie on the far bedpost. Ang Khola under the bed. You should see my room; They're everywhere... Clutter of the best kind !

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Ohoisin, you lick icing off your knife? that seems like not such a great idea to me.... still, each to his own
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put me down as a yes.

James

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All knives are created equal, then i get my dirty big hands on them and the real fun begins.
 
Welp, showed my wife I'm not alone with this addiction by far. She said we are all knuts! She said I wasn't near as bad before all these forums came about. Is she trying to tell me something here?
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Mark
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Man, just got done reading all of these replies again and I must say, some of you have it rougher than I even do.
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Some of you make my addiction seem mild
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I don't feel quite as bad now !! THANKS
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Mark
 
Hello, my name is Rick Gray and I am an addict.
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RICK - Left Handers Unite
 
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