Post the most hideous knives you've ever seen!

Discussion in 'Fletcher Knives' started by Fletcher Knives, Nov 28, 2014.

  1. JesseT

    JesseT Gold Member Gold Member

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    Mar 8, 2014
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    Probably not the most egregious example I've seen, but whatever they mean by "professional" I don't want to be it.
     
  2. viral

    viral

    783
    Jan 20, 2013
    Professional jackass
     
  3. cchu518

    cchu518 Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 6, 2013
    I'm not gonna lie I like that last one its in 154 cm too so he was serious when he made it lol
     
  4. jmclfrsh

    jmclfrsh

    Dec 1, 2012
    What are the two vertical cutouts for? I cannot really call them grooves...

    Although I am groovin' that thing...

    Not!
     
  5. cchu518

    cchu518 Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 6, 2013
    I feel like it would be great for chopping cabbage for Cole slaw in my kitchen
     
  6. The Zieg

    The Zieg

    Jan 31, 2002
    I inherited it from a deceased relative. He got it from a friend as a gag gift. It certainly made me gag. I tried to give it away and no one would take it. It ended up in a scrap heap for industrial recycling.

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    The Fury Spike! ( . . .as seen in Cobra with Stallone . . .)

    Zieg
     
  7. JesseT

    JesseT Gold Member Gold Member

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    Mar 8, 2014
    Please, make it stop!

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  8. B Griffin

    B Griffin Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 22, 2007
    LOL, wtf is that supposed to be?
     
  9. CyberKlown28

    CyberKlown28

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    Sep 4, 2014
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  10. B Griffin

    B Griffin Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 22, 2007
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  11. JesseT

    JesseT Gold Member Gold Member

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    Mar 8, 2014
    That one's gonna be hard to top.


    Tactical ulu? The misbegotten progeny of a katar and a dovetail saw? Your guess is as good as mine. :)
     
  12. moogles

    moogles

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    Feb 7, 2015
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  13. Uncle_P

    Uncle_P

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    Jul 11, 2014
    ^^^^ Hahahaha. What are you gonna do, shoot me? Nope.

    Even better is the saying on the blade, "We'll kick your ass".
    Hahahahaha
     
  14. wazu013

    wazu013

    Dec 14, 2011
    I could think of a better way to use the Ivory.
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  15. moogles

    moogles

    102
    Feb 7, 2015
    wazu013: I tried my hardest to refrain from posting "fantasy," let alone "art" blades. While that is rediculous, the Mtech is clearly serious for all consideration purposes (if it in fact even matters).

    Cheers!

    Ninja edit: that ivory should be piano keys.
     
  16. Fletcher Knives

    Fletcher Knives STEEL BREATHING BLADE MAESTRO Moderator

    Aug 30, 2007
    So the guys at Spyderco were like, "Ok... we have this awesome knife design, buuuuuttttttt we're kinda known for the whole "spydie-hole-thing" sooooo... should we just say f#ck it and put it on top?"

    LOL!!!!
     
  17. JesseT

    JesseT Gold Member Gold Member

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    Mar 8, 2014
    The thing that gets me about that one is just how much thought actually went into the design of it. I mean, the flipper is the front sight post.
     
  18. thurin

    thurin Wanderer

    Dec 19, 2012
    Found this while looking through my local Craigslist knife listings. It looks like the dude is selling a few copies of it if you're interested. ;)

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  19. Fletcher Knives

    Fletcher Knives STEEL BREATHING BLADE MAESTRO Moderator

    Aug 30, 2007
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    DUDE. This thing will cut your d#ck ALL THE WAY OFF. Fur-reals.
     
  20. SA Condor

    SA Condor

    Mar 10, 2014
    Here's some more ugly ones

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