Practical Jokes??? Got any good ones in mind???

mykulmorris

mykulmorris

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It could be anything from vaseline on a toilet seat, to a bucket of water over a door opening... Have you ever played one on someone, or had a good one played on you??? I need a couple good ideas for a party coming up... Some where no one will get physically hurt...
-M
 
Saran wrap over a toilet seat. A potato in an exhaust pipe, A penny wedged between a steel door and it's steel frame, A shotgun shell filled with confetti (pulled on a hunting buddy once when hunting squirrels), Red RIT dye in the toliet bowl tank... like those you mean?
 
Jello in the toilet bowl is my favorite, but it is cruel and unusual punishment for the 5% of humanity who don't deserve it. I also like pouring buckets of confetti on someone's lawn in the middle of a rainstorm. Same caveat applies.
 
My buddy has this one joke he plays on everyone. He hides around the corner and when you walk around the corner he punches you right in the nuts. Come to think of it I need some new friends.
 
soak lawn in laundry detergent before a storm, rains hard and foams up the lawn

hook the lights in someones house to a garage door opener and turn the lights on and off on them

take a really big zip tie and attach it to the drive shaft of a car...spins and scares the hell out of them

koolaid in the shower head if you can figure it out lol, it dyes hair and skin

take the snappers that you throw on the ground and put them under a toilet seat so when someone sits down.....pow!

i have a couple more if your interested
 
The best we pulled in the post office ...

Working in the executive offices, we had a boss who was a good guy. Two of us were the local practical jokers. One day our boss came in and told the office there was a whole railroad car full of people who hated the two of us.

The evening before, he went to wash up, get his hat and coat, and walk back to his desk to pick up his attache case. While he was gone, we filled the case with styrofoam pebbles. When he got on the train, sat down, and went to open his case to take out something to read ... pebbles blown all over the train car by the air conditioner! :)

The next day, before he left, he checked the attache case first. It was OK, he picked it up, walked to the door, put his hand in his overcoat pocket and ... styropebbles!
 
crazyengineer said:
take the snappers that you throw on the ground and put them under a toilet seat so when someone sits down.....pow!
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This one made me laugh, man. In fact, the next time I see a box of snap-&-pops on a store counter, I'm buying some. But I think you might scare the you know what out of somebody. :D
 
Black shoe polish wax on the ear portion of a regular home phone. Black wax on a black phone hides the best and leaves the most visible trail. Only use a light coat on the earpiece, don't want the victim to notice the presence of the shoe polish before smearing it all over their ear / the side of their face. If you get tired of waiting for a victim to use the phone, have an accomplice call and ask for the victim. Takes a little while before they figure out what everyone is laughing about.
 
Attach your kids hamster to a compressed air line. The look on their little faces is worth every penny
 
Done a lot in my day.

Bullion cubes in some one's shower head always a good one.

concentrated powered dye in gel caps in the shower head.

Bunch of gelatin in the toilet, both the bowl and the tank. You have to scoop it out once it has set up.
 
Get some wide clear tape, duct tape width only clear,lay some strips together sticky side up on the floor. Makes a pretty funny human fly trap.
 
toilet prank

take the return water hose (lack of proper term) that is in the back of the toilet. unhook it where its attached to the pipe it shoots down and wedge under the lid. when someone flushes, they get squirted :D. in college we played this joke on everyone and their brother. we even had one idiot to call the plumber... priceless
 
crazyengineer said:
soak lawn in laundry detergent before a storm, rains hard and foams up the lawn

hook the lights in someones house to a garage door opener and turn the lights on and off on them

take a really big zip tie and attach it to the drive shaft of a car...spins and scares the hell out of them

koolaid in the shower head if you can figure it out lol, it dyes hair and skin

take the snappers that you throw on the ground and put them under a toilet seat so when someone sits down.....pow!

i have a couple more if your interested
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i might have to try these one day.
 
Only one I've ever done. . .

I had a buddy that battled a leaky roof for most of a summer. It had a nearly flat pitch and the people who owned the house previously had done a dumbass job of roofing it to begin with. He finally took it down to the rafters, installed new plywood, flashing, roll shingles, tar, etc. Two rainstorms later, the ceiling hadn't shown a drop and he was feeling pretty good. Enter jerk (me.)

I rigged up a 20 oz plastic bottle with a bit of vinyl tubing loosely stuffed with cotton for just the right drip. This went up inside the damaged drywall during the next storm. Once the poor guy noticed, he was on the verge of tears, until he crawled up there with a flashlight and discovered the setup. Fortunately, his rage was tempered by relief, and I was spared serious injury:D
 
We had a guy in our workshop and every second day, we'd shave a couple of mm off one of his chair legs. He was always complaining about his wobbly chair and the fact that the floor was so uneven, but he could never seem to get the levels right. It was only after a year that he cottoned on when someone who hadn't seen him for a while asked him if he'd shrunk or just looked smaller sitting down.

Another one was supergluing the coffee mugs to the workbench.

Ziptie a condom around the exhaust pipe. For the heavy footed driver who squeals his tyres leaving work.

The "bottle tap" in the pub is another good one, lightly bang the base of your beer bottle onto the mouth of your victim's bottle, about 2 seconds later, beer everywhere!

If you have a new bartender, ask for a Guinness shandy, when they've cleaned up the spillage, tell them they should have put the beer/lemonade in first and watch it happen all over over again.

Mentoes in someone's Coke.

Unscrew the salt shaker and then redo a quarter turn.

Wax the striker on someones matches.

Tape frozen prawns to the top of someones exhaust muffler.
 
Once heard about a fellow (probably here on BF,) who would silver solder quarters to shingle nails and hammer them into park benches. A variant is a coin superglued to the floor/concrete. Do it near an entryway and see how many try to pick it up!
 
The "bottle tap" in the pub is another good one, lightly bang the base of your beer bottle onto the mouth of your victim's bottle, about 2 seconds later, beer everywhere!

How does that one work?
 
Every April fools day when I was a kid: would take black electrician's tape and wind around the black handle of the sink sprayer and point in a strategic direction. Dad would be first up, head to the faucet to make coffee, turn it on and get a shower. I must have got him about 10 yrs in a row!

Short sheet your brother's bed... worth the beating I received!
 
When I was in elementary school we used to put chewed up wads of paper in the big hole on the water fountain. The next person that used it would get squirted in the face. Nufff said, ...
 
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