For a maybe less cruel toilet-related one, put some kinda large fake bug somewhere that someone is likely to only see it when they go to the bathroom. That happened to me once with a non-prank real centipede, about 2.5" long. It was a really big one, biggest I've ever seen. Looked up just as the urine started to flow... that stung a lot! I let the thing live, mainly because I didn't want to go anywhere near it, and especially didn't want to clean up the mess if I threw something at it, or shot it with an airsoft, or something!
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Practical Jokes??? Got any good ones in mind???
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Oragel/mouthing numbing on a toothbrush, really soak it, they'll be numb and drooling for 5-10 minutes. If you have roommates, while they;re showering dump a bucket of ice water over the shower curtain on them. One thats pretty entertaining: get a wireless mouse with the small usb receivers, plug it into the back of a friends/roommates/victims computer, and then both your and their mouse will move the cursor, from the next room, especially fun if they're trying to play a first person shooter type game, make sure to tell them before they hit their mouse on the table trying to get it to work too many times.
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Buy fake donuts at a toy store and sneak them into the box of donuts at work. Fun to watch.
Dry ice in the toilet. Did all the toilets and urinals in one restroom at work. Some dude comes out , warns everyone to stay away. Two minutes later he returns with three Facilities guys in tow. They came out laughing and hollering, " who's the asshole that put dry ice in the urinals?"
Clean a spot ,thoroughly, on a highly visible toilet seat and smear a dollop of chocolate icing on it. Tell the janitor someone shit on the seat. As he looks on take a finger full of it and eat it. A priceless reaction will ensue!
Dry ice in the toilet. Did all the toilets and urinals in one restroom at work. Some dude comes out , warns everyone to stay away. Two minutes later he returns with three Facilities guys in tow. They came out laughing and hollering, " who's the asshole that put dry ice in the urinals?"
Clean a spot ,thoroughly, on a highly visible toilet seat and smear a dollop of chocolate icing on it. Tell the janitor someone shit on the seat. As he looks on take a finger full of it and eat it. A priceless reaction will ensue!
Haven't done this one, but a former co worker of mine did it to a buddy going on a business trip
He cut a silhouette of a pistol out of aluminum foil. Carefully folded it inside a shirt which was in the guy's luggage.
Shows up in the x ray machine. The bag gets searched, can't find anything. Put everything back and rescan. Still there.......
He cut a silhouette of a pistol out of aluminum foil. Carefully folded it inside a shirt which was in the guy's luggage.
Shows up in the x ray machine. The bag gets searched, can't find anything. Put everything back and rescan. Still there.......
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