Pre-1 mil 3 word story!

[Ladams19]

The slobber flies

 

[Cjk526]

and the kittens

 

[rcb2000]

Halftime show? Naw..

 

[AnotherDogDown17]

This got crazy

 

[Ladams19]

But finally it

 

[Pykrim]

Is going crazy

 

[Stump Buster]

Just because I

 

[Ladams19]

opened a bottle

 

[Stump Buster]

of Magic Sauce

 

[Ladams19]

does not mean

 

[Stump Buster]

I planned to

 

[AnotherDogDown17]

I can't slice

 

[Ladams19]

or dice this

 

[Stump Buster]

mushy muskrat skin

 

[Ladams19]

that feels rotten

 

[Pykrim]

It falls apart

 

[Ladams19]

and smells bad

 

[Pykrim]

And tastes funny

 

[Ladams19]

But its good

 

[Tom Kanik]

For baiting coyotes