Pre-emptive bear bang

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Hassilov

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You get to your campsite, it's evening, you set up, you have some dinner, it's quiet, then you let one fly... BANG! You sleep well. Cuz real bears, internet bears (titanium bones, kevlar hide) ... they'll stay away.
 
Unless they think it's a rifle report and a tasty gutpile awaits them where the bang came from.....

DancesWithKnives
 
So I'm taking this as, you fire off a couple of rounds from the scattergun before turning in at night when camping right ??
 
Hassilov said:
You get to your campsite, it's evening, you set up, you have some dinner, it's quiet, then you let one fly... BANG! You sleep well. Cuz real bears, internet bears (titanium bones, kevlar hide) ... they'll stay away.
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I think he's telling you how to get a good night sleep in bear country.
What he doesn't realize is that bears are very curious and may just as well come over to see what all the noise is about.:D
 
This thread becomes expenentialy more amazing if you read OP's post in William Shatners voice while imagining spoken word drums playing in the back ground. Or smooth jazz, but what ISN'T awesome with smooth jazz?

"You let one fly..... BANG!"
 
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