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Ill-informed? That's a laugh! I studied Modern History at the University of Oxford.
There are simply too many jokes here. It would be like kicking a puppy.
No I am NOT an American (is that equated with being ill-informed then?)
Careful! Your perceptions are showing...
...you are obviously one of those types in absolute awe of those with titles.
No.
Sitting on bridges watching the Japanese surrender,is THAT how he got all those medals...
I believe that most ex-navy types would say that there was more involved in their trade than that.
(Philip,I see you are on 1st name terms, odd for a butler)
It's a cut & paste from Wikipedia, a convenient source. The give-away (to the observant) is the little vertical double stroke known to we butlers (but obviously not Oxford veterans) as "quotation marks."
...ginger haired drunk...
There's that Oxford education!
...if he is commanding any tanks then you can be SURE they are miles away from any insurgent.
This from the front lines of Oxford, only - how many thousands of miles - from action?
Just like the Prince of Wales who [...]spent his time in nice shiny uniforms far away from any smelly corpses or German bullets in the Great War.
"When the First World War (1914–18) broke out Edward had reached the minimum age for active service and was keen to participate. He had joined the army, serving with the Grenadier Guards, in June, 1914, and although Edward was willing to serve on the front lines, the Secretary of State for War, Lord Kitchener, refused to allow it, citing the immense harm that the capture of the heir to the throne would cause."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII_of_the_United_Kingdom#Military_career
I'll leave the cheer-leading and the Upstairs Downstairs fawning to you.
And - with a final ad hominem flourish - our hero flounces off stage left. He has, of course, completely ignored my question which - for his benefit - I will repeat:
"Perhaps you would care to detail your military/public service, and explain how it entitles you to make snide pronouncements on matters concerning which you seem to be lamentably ill-informed?"
maximus "The Fawning Butler" otter