Proof of the new Simonich Designed Camillus Knife!!!!

I personally prefer the tradional forged Spork. I have always like the lines of the antique English designed Siminoch Spork. To this day I can look at my grandfathers Siminoch spork and tears comes to my eyes remembering the vaulable lessons he taught me of its use and care.
And he was always bringing up how his Spork saved his life while lost in the mountains and came upon a can of beenie weenies. He whups out his Traditional forged Siminoch designed Spork and was thus able to open the can. He always alluded to the fact that it was possible that a stock removal Spork may not have been able to open that can.
Ah! such is what memories are made of.
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Fisk, forged smorged! We are taking advantage of technology here to make a spork to end all sporks! Besides, I may have to forge in the spoon part and that can really start up a forged vs stock removal debate! Oh wait, I sold my forge years ago! :D :D
 
Originally posted by Rob Simonich
Fisk, forged smorged! We are taking advantage of technology here to make a spork to end all sporks! Besides, I may have to forge in the spoon part and that can really start up a forged vs stock removal debate! Oh wait, I sold my forge years ago! :D :D
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Yeah Jerry....this ain't your grandfather's Spork! We're talkin' 6BH here :D
 
Bwahhahhahhaa....getting up off the floor... You guys are killing me here. ;)

I think I read about an ancient ninja tactical spork, used to dispatch unsuspecting dinner guests... :rolleyes:
 
Nobody, actually I was thinking of putting a laser sight and a combat light on the spork, that way you could see in dark restraunts, and laser designate what you wanted to spoon and stab!
 
Hmmm... Ninja Spork.... Maybe we should work on the weight distribution a bit, add a BC coating, and make it a Ninja Stealth Throwing Spork. :D Dispatch food hogs from across the table. :eek:

Get your hands off my cole slaw!!!!


Or a heat seeking Dinty Moore spork? :p
 
This is sounding like the Blue Raj character out of the movie Mystery Men. A live action spoof of sort of superheros. The Blue Raj's superpower was throwing... forks. No not knives, forks! He still lived at home with his mom and kept raiding their silverware. In the right frame of mind, it was an absolutely hilarious movie.
 
Originally posted by Rob Simonich
Nobody, actually I was thinking of putting a laser sight and a combat light on the spork, that way you could see in dark restraunts, and laser designate what you wanted to spoon and stab!
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Rob - call me a cheapskate but I'll stick with carrying my Sure Fire in dim restaurants :)
 
Originally posted by Rob Simonich
Dexter, dont you know "Combat Light" = "Surefire"? :D
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Ah, didn't know what you meant by that. I'll just get the version without the light....Talonite is already mucho expensive :D
 
Rob,
If we are getting into covert ops with these then we are gonna have to know point of balance for manueverability and spork throwing on wet ops. Maybe a skull crusher pommel and, oh yeah, how bout an IWB kydex rig for this puppy??
 
Originally posted by Rob Simonich
Hey, I am going to print this sucker out and make one for the Blade Show, and put an $896 pricetag on it! :D Ill probably have $10,000 in labor making it! :D :D
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:) I can actually visualize Rob doing this for the Blade Show.;)

I was wonder who was going to come out with the next new blade design.:cool:

The Blade Show ends on June 2nd, the cheap knockoffs should be out by the 10th.:eek:
 
Well, until Rob finishes the prototype, I'll have to make do with my Titanium spork. It just needs a custom kydex neck sheath.

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Apologies for posting a pic of a non Camillius product.
 
In some dojo somewhere is a small cult of chopstik-do purists gnashing their teeth over this "abomination".
 
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