proverbs if you don't like bad jokes don't look (;>))

[Dan Gray]

talking about accidents
proverbs
say.
woman that stands on head will have crackup

do you have any proverbs

 

[BuckyKatt]

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[micad]

Dan, Dan, Dan.............What are we going to do with you?
We buy you books and send you to school and all you do is crap on the pages and eat the fricking teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matt Shade]

He who keep hands in pockets feel cocky all day.....


Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ