got me a brand new burger sword cane. i had it for about three weeks and i left it in a restaurant for about 20 minutes. bam! that baby was gone. very very depressing.
the truly devastating bit though was that about two months later i walk into the local knife store and some old guy was in there with my fu!!ing burger trying to figure out what it was worth. i told him my sad tale, and when that didn't work i offered him a hundred bucks cold cash. the bastard walked out with it. see, i could identify it by virtue of a special cane tip i put on it and a slight mod. to the blade, but that doesn't equal proof of ownership.
that's my tale of woe.