Random Thought Thread

My juicy bit of news for the day - I saw my kids yesterday evening, and the news from CNN (my 3rd-grade daughter, Esme) is "MILES HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!" and the news from Fox (my 6th-grade son, Miles) is "I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, ESME!"

But he did give his football jersey to a female classmate who asked for it.

So in elementary school terms, they're already engaged and planning their life together, although her return of his jersey two days later is still a bit of a mystery. Could be a catastrophic breakup. Could just be he had practice that third day.

In sixth grade a boy might have had three or four girlfriends and big breakups according to the girls but he and all his friends are under the impression that he has never had a girlfriend, so I would really need an inside source in the sixth grade girls to know what is really going on.

Who says having kids isn't fun, this is hilarious.
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
I can unf*ck almost anything. It is my superpower. It is my function. It is my life. Everything else is incidental.
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• what have you unf*cked today?

• got unf*cked?

• unf*cked, the other white meat

• gentlemen! unf*ck your engines!

pick your tee shirt slogan
Seriously though what did you unf*ck just now?
 
vkp78 said:
Language warning alert

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This guy is ABSOLUTELY correct.

I'm the sole caregiver for my Mom (*ZERO help), who is 80yo and about three years into full-blown Alzheimer's. For those of you who may not know, Alzheimer's isn't a "memory" disease. It's a "brain" disease...and your brain controls EVERYTHING.

I wake-up...every F*CKING morning...to "Stool'pocalypse" or the "Canyon Lake" of urine.


Yep, some days are just f*cked, and beyond unf*cking. You simply have to choose between swallowing a 12ga shell or "Keep on keeping on".

It is what it is...
 
Alone said:
This guy is ABSOLUTELY correct.

I'm the sole caregiver for my Mom (*ZERO help), who is 80yo and about three years into full-blown Alzheimer's. For those of you who may not know, Alzheimer's isn't a "memory" disease. It's a "brain" disease...and your brain controls EVERYTHING.

I wake-up...every F*CKING morning...to "Stool'pocalypse" or the "Canyon Lake" of urine.


Yep, some days are just f*cked, and beyond unf*cking. You simply have to choose between swallowing a 12ga shell or "Keep on keeping on".

It is what it is...
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ALWAYS KEEP ON.

ALWAYS. It is the better of those two options BY FAR AND EVERY TIME.

Everything is temporary. I probably wouldnt ever understand but if you need to talk to anyone let me know I'll give you my phone number.

Call ANYONE for that matter. Just dont give up ya?
 
Alone said:
This guy is ABSOLUTELY correct.

I'm the sole caregiver for my Mom (*ZERO help), who is 80yo and about three years into full-blown Alzheimer's. For those of you who may not know, Alzheimer's isn't a "memory" disease. It's a "brain" disease...and your brain controls EVERYTHING.

I wake-up...every F*CKING morning...to "Stool'pocalypse" or the "Canyon Lake" of urine.


Yep, some days are just f*cked, and beyond unf*cking. You simply have to choose between swallowing a 12ga shell or "Keep on keeping on".

It is what it is...
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tinfoil hat timmy said:
ALWAYS KEEP ON.

ALWAYS. It is the better of those two options BY FAR AND EVERY TIME.

Everything is temporary. I probably wouldnt ever understand but if you need to talk to anyone let me know I'll give you my phone number.

Call ANYONE for that matter. Just dont give up ya?
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What tinfoil hat timmy tinfoil hat timmy said, even though you're Alone Alone ...you're not "alone".
 
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